to compile a list of pointless/annoying AIBU responses for MNHQ to outlaw?

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Other than troll hunting and personal abuse etc.

eg: "don't you have anything better to worry about?"

Yes of course I fucking do. Just because I posted something doesn't mean it is the only cunting thing I care about!

Better than "You lot lack empathy. I hope you do have the experience of being mown by rabid goats. " Right?

I love an atrocious cunt.

Marianne, you are making me laugh well actually that might be the red wine.

Better than "You lot lack empathy. I hope you do have the experience of being mown by rabid goats. " Right?

Well, no, because they are ill wishing you but pretending not to.

Natural, post whatever you like.

Of course, if they're honest enough about what they're thinking, they get their post/account blocked. That's an upside, isn't it?

The v wanky Did you mean to be so rude?...well yes actually
The o'er your defensive/touchy/jealous if any counter point put in thread
You're well jel,to any post not in step with op.no I'm not well jel about being engaged
this too shall pass...as if it kumbyyah verse.
Your house your rules...utter tosh
Us wimmin should stick together,we is sistas...yea so suck it up

I'm the only person left that likes it here and all its mildly irritating quirks.

Anyone who mentions 'spreadsheets', or "sorry, I am typing on my phone" so what, so am I, what's the difference?

I vote for replacing "grip" and "biscuit" with TIGER. But I draw the line at Pom Bloody Bear.

I agree with just about all of the rogue phrases. Favourite hate at the moment is but let's face it makes the headtilter sound bonkers, not the tiltee.

Good usual, always happy to please.

I'm on white wine.

HTH

SEE,another reason for a 'like' button.

scottishmummy

I think that's because you can't preview properly on some phones. Doesn't make any difference to me- I'm an illiterate harpy on any internet-enabled device!

So many examples here are just a few daft jokes from posters that have got to know each other over time.
OK, not LOL, but nice and friendly and familiar
Jeez, there's a lot of miserable buggers around at the moment.

'Your house,your rules' makes me stabby.

My phone and Kindle posts what ever it likes. I CBA to correct it.

There has been a marked decrease in the amount of commemorative editions of "my first biscuit" being given out for free. Have you noticed?

Best ever was fuck off cuntychops.

You are not allowed to know other posters

How very dare you.

I have never used the biscuit thingy.

The only biscuits i give away are to the bloody dog....the DC won't eat Bonios.

Off you fuck cunty chops was the best MN post ever.

Nope weasel, I'm with you .
I think there's a lot of like minded people on this thread where I wish they would stay.
It's the home of the PO.
Escape, escape before you get drawn in...

Yeah,'Off you fuck cuntychops' is right.

Said with a dismissive flick of the hand and indifferent shake of the head.

Or so i imagine.

Any four letter words?

Goat?

Pong?

Lick?

Kyle? As in Jeremy Kyle?