to compile a list of pointless/annoying AIBU responses for MNHQ to outlaw?

[ICBINEG]

Other than troll hunting and personal abuse etc.

eg: "don't you have anything better to worry about?"

Yes of course I fucking do. Just because I posted something doesn't mean it is the only cunting thing I care about!

Nope,if your a mammie saying dude or you posting on mn you're not a dude
And proclaiming self to be dude,well that's even more cringey
Up there with Folk who say im funny me.inevitably they are not

yhttttttttuj

Interesting. When I sit on my hands, I have nearly the same original thought as YouTheCat.

Your head is a bit pointier, though, Cat.

Actually, I?m not a dude;
I?m a Blackadder nerd and an English one too;
And I felt a challenge to ye scottishmummy, stirring in ma sporran.

I find it a million more times annoying when someone says it to someone who has made it clear they are female as well. I'm all for equality but it makes me want to murder.

Hey, guys, cool it, no?

But:

Dude, YABU works so well.

Dude, can't you see that?

Dude, no. just no.

It makes me feel like the Fonz, if I say dude. I feel laconic and sophisticated.

Cestlesautres, I think I used my nose a bit too.

It was fun, wasn't it? Brings a whole new meaning to "facepalm".

Sneezin, I see ya dude.

What I'm not hip anymore?

Fucks sake.

Give me a few years and, never mind being hip, I'll need a new one.

LOL