to compile a list of pointless/annoying AIBU responses for MNHQ to outlaw?

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Other than troll hunting and personal abuse etc.

eg: "don't you have anything better to worry about?"

Yes of course I fucking do. Just because I posted something doesn't mean it is the only cunting thing I care about!

The fucking is a million times more irritating than the

Thanks usual, it takes one to know one

Oh yes, I really despise '... much?'

'Smug much?'
'Entitled much?'
'Incapable of stringing a grammatical sentence together much?'

Blimey, MarianneM, have you already been shitlisted? Are you living in a safe house under armed guard? (Are the guards buff?)

I don't really understand the biscuit.

When someone posts it I have to go searching my cupboards for a chocolate digestive.

I like the gets popcorn.

I probably have also been

and

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Hence the bitter tears.

"" was probably funny the first 2,000 times.

Also, "well, why did you take that [now totally irreversible life decision, such as having a child, selling a Ford Cortina] three years' ago? If you hadn't, you wouldn't be having this nervous breakdown in front of your screen right now."

Our lives today are heavily influenced by the decisions we took yesterday, but there's a point at which telling someone they've previously made a bad decision is not constructive in the least; it's merely you being sanctimonious and trying to make them feel worse.

Have now got 'shitlist' by L7 in head

Oh yes, that teeth clenching favourite: "why did you have children if you can't afford them".

Just...aaargh!

I don't find it too funny the gets popcorn, i just like the cosy, lets settle down to this one and get comfy connotations...

Next time I see it, maybe I should reply with, "why did you register on a social forum if you're incapable of pleasant social interaction?"

I do like that one, Jessie. Would go down very well on here.

Right, I'm writing it down then for future use. MN, you have been warned!

I can't stand when the OP is responded to by the obvious.

For example;
OP: "I hate it when people put lol in their posts"
Hilarious and original poster: "LOL!

Jessie indeed. Some people seem to go a bit peculiar when confronted with a keyboard

LOL

I hate the four letter words and I really hate, "You lot lack empathy. I hope you never have the experience of being mown by rabid goats. " Well, no, I hope not too.

Four letter words?

Cunt? Fuck?

The C one. I hate. it.

Wow this thread has just about knocked out any phrase ever, not just on MN but in the whole wide world.
Cunts.

Wow usual, you can do active aggressive too?

I like an atrocious cunt i do.

Just not an ordinary one.

Am new'ish. Now too scared to ever post anything in AIBU.