to compile a list of pointless/annoying AIBU responses for MNHQ to outlaw?

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Other than troll hunting and personal abuse etc.

eg: "don't you have anything better to worry about?"

Yes of course I fucking do. Just because I posted something doesn't mean it is the only cunting thing I care about!

Bumping your own thread every thirty seconds because nobody has answered you yet.

Especially if you use a smiley to do it and don't write anything else.

Cross posted with my strike out there

Bump.

Yes that's it exactly,make post with accompanying you cunt putdown as if whaaat did I say?

Denial, AlexReid. Denial. you bitch having a decent MIL

scottishmummy whhat? Don't hurt me....I love your rage. I also do not in any sense think you are Frankie Boyle. Or even like him.

just spouting general shit.

I agree with the poster who mentioned rubberneckers, lots of people bumping threads where the op has had a bad time of it. "Are you ok op?" "Please come back and update us op". Or even worse, just posting a full stop.

When somebody points out they're perhaps being a tad voyeuristic the indignant cries of "I am NOT, I am a caring person, I'm just checking that the op is ok and am desperate for the next juicy instalment".

Psychobabble like denial,projection, used as casual observation and putdown

YY, agree with the money one.

Someone once helpfully advised me that the solution to me and DH arguing over living space was 'rent a bigger flat'.

Well, no shit, Sherlock, that woulda solved it.

But to be fair the competitive poverty responses are annoying too.

'YABU, bake your own bread out of ground toenail clippings over a tranja stove while wearing nine jumpers croched from your own unwanted body haiir, then complain you're struggling to afford Hovis'.

Also seeker manages to get even more pissed off than me on most thread I encounter her on.

It's more of a guiding star thing....if seeker tells me to chill then I really know I have gone to far

On the subject of strikeouts, using it in the wrong place to strike out the words afterwards when it should in fact strike out the first sentiment.

That and pedants. Ahem.

"I love your rage" - that's it! That's why I love scottishmummy, you have hit the nail on the head OP.

Can I ask why you lot are actually on this forum at all?
it's not perfect, but jeez. you whingy fuckers.

Oh god,i so hate toenail clippings.

Especially other people's.......in the bath.

Oh I'm with you on that strikeout issue cocoa.

lol

the person who always has to put the other side. Out of fairness. Even though its total bollocks.

urgh. There is also in a related way getting a PM from someone saying "secretly I agree with you, but you can't have a debate about X on MN"

or in other words I am to cowardly to stand up for what I think and hence there will never be a debate.

I used to overuse lol like the best of them. Even in real life Mumsnet has stamped it out of me and I am eternally grateful.

So you have running water,flushing toilet,Internet therefore you can't be poor

Internet is a bit of a luxury.

and 'Wheres is so and so' and lots of looking round for the voice of wisdom to arrive. Whats that about.

why are you on mn?code for don't dare diss the luffly mn
Spectacularly missing point its discursive forum,for debate,riposte.it's not hugs world

It's called sucking up StairsInTheNight.

Or Brown nosing.