to compile a list of pointless/annoying AIBU responses for MNHQ to outlaw?

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Other than troll hunting and personal abuse etc.

eg: "don't you have anything better to worry about?"

Yes of course I fucking do. Just because I posted something doesn't mean it is the only cunting thing I care about!

I'm wondering if there are any words/phrases we are allowed to use then?
As everything seems to piss someone off?

Oh well, I shall continue as normal. As you were. :)

Ah but Tantrums is that a PA or a genuine ?

After this thread I just can't tell any more....

Oh very PA. Very very PA

I actually should know better than to read these threads, they make me very.....I don't know, cuntish, if that's even a word.

Cuntesque?

Act with an air of cuntilescence?

I like those. I may borrow those words if that's ok?

They may be useful

'I'm really upset that DH went to a lapdancing club' followed by about 20 pages of:

'Women grinding their cunts in your DH's drooling face isn't cheating'

'My DH just goes for a drink and a chat about football'

'You see more than that on the beach'

'I do it and I'm studying for a PhD'

'How would you like it if your DH tried to say where you could and couldn't spend a relaxing evening?'

'It's every woman's right to grind her cunt in a drooling stranger's face for money'

'I've got a pole in my living room and it's great for fitness.

hahahaha limited SOOOO true!

But you forgot to add those who wear their boot on the other foot:

'He is an abusive, misogynist sociopath who hates women. He's probably capable of rape.'

and

'You should leave him immediately. He is clearly an abusive misogynist sociopath who hates you. He'll probably want to come home and rape you.'

and

'Those women don't lap dance through choice you know - they've been trafficked age 12 from Moldova and they are kept in a cellar and force fed heroin.'

There is nothing quite like a good lap-dancing thread to polarise opinion.

True fell, none of which helps the OP who thinks her world is falling apart.

I think one should differentiate between nasty and unhelpful responses eg "Entitled much" etc etc etc

and so-called injokes which help to make the site cohesive and create a sense of friendship and belonging such as goats, acronyms etc.

I wonder if the people that don't like the injokes are simply those that weren't part of them at the outset and feel excluded?

I really hate "Happy mum = happy baby" when someone questions/judges someone else's parenting choices.

It's ridiculous. There are plenty of irresponsible, selfish women out there having children and just because their lifestyle/parenting choices suits them, doesn't mean it's in the best interest of their children, making them happy.

"AIBU to judge SIL for leaving her baby with a different sitter each say so she can go our clubbing?!

Reply: "Whatever works for her. Happy mum, happy baby!"

Really? I mean REALLY?????

Mumsnet needs to be a bit more judgemental at times. All this pc bullshit really gets on my nerves.

But it's not actually hard to catch up with the "in jokes" is it?

I mean, they aren't posted in Mumsnet Swahili are they?

Just join in FFS.

There, that was probably both unhelpful and nasty. So I get a prize?

I want a prize... and a huge red flag to go waving in people's faces in RL.

And a goat.

Have we had 'your house your rules' yet? I hate that.

I always chortle at responses to people who dare to metion a present on either their or dc's birthdays.

The inevitable collective wail of outrage that anyone should have the nerve to hope for a small pressie on a b/day is incredible.

Many times threads descend into people trying to out-worthy each other

Reminds me of the four Yorkshireman:
A cup o' cold tea.
Without milk or sugar.
Or tea.
In a cracked cup, an' all.
Oh, we never had a cup

Aye You were lucky

How about:
OP posts something really innocuous, like "I really don't like eating kebabs in the street. AIBU?"

Responses include:
"You sound like a deeply unpleasant person, TBH."
"I would never dream of judging someone who eats kebabs in the street. You are clearly an overprivileged twat who is going to strangle themselves with their judgypants and I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A KEBAB!!!"
"hee hee hee nice one"
OP - "but I'm vegetarian and all I was saying was..."
"Oh, now we've got the lentil-weavers in.. "

I've seen a couple of threads go this way and it annoys the hell out of me.

Tantrums have my very first

And my last ill be eating the rest.

"You sound like a deeply unpleasant person" is a classic cliche which should be banned. Heavily overused. And a bit unreasonable.

Oh yes 'judging'. What's that all about?

Everyone that has a waking thought about anything has made a judgement of some sort.

@ limited

'Why post on AIBU if you're not going to do exactly as we all say?'

Outlaw?!

Who is da fred polis now?

I hate 'the thread police' - twats.