to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

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they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

Awww cute clip thumbwitch, am hoping the Edinburgh ones manage to DTD this year.

I'm sure I heard somewhere that a single ostrich kick can disembowel or kill a human.

And I think ostrich racing goes on in some countries. Like horse racing, only with ostriches.

I found out the other day that hyenas give birth through a canal that is basically just a clitoris!

OUCH!

now that is a major design flaw if ever I heard of one.

Mother/cub mortality rate is apparently huge.

FFS sadgiantpanda.
Get off MN now and make your move on mrssadgiantpanda.

Or you ain't getting any till 2014, panda porn or no panda porn.

Hyenas are shit at giving birth. Something like 45% of first time mothers die in labour. i may have dreamed this

angler fish. I saw a documentary about them. Apparently the male just attaches himself to a female and then she grows over him!

bloody hell.

I am Mrs (Ms actually!) SadGiantPanda.

Making any sort of move is just a bit too much hassle.

Now feck off.

All specialist species are doomed to extinction.

Long live cockroaches and mice. :o

By the same token, are you prepared for zombie armagedon, OP?

And when they give birth to their babies they are about the size of a pea not exaggerating much ok a bit so who are they to complain? Giving birth must be like doing a fart. they don't know they are born, those panda women. And then the babies so stupidly small that the mothers accidentally roll on them and kill them because they put them down for a minute and can't remember where, and then suffle around and crush them to death which is pretty irresponsible when it took them nineteen years to conceive. Useless bastards.

Now give me a nice orang utan on the other hand.....they are proper gorgeous. They always make me want to cry and give them a hug because they look so sad.

Sloths for room 101.
They are so booooring and sloooow, and thick and not cute and I bet they wouldn't go down a slide looking comical.
Cuteness points are very high on my agenda, what's the point otherwise?

Sorry Mssadgiantpanda for the gender mistake.
Better get cracking on the reproduction though, before Dave has you in Asda on work experience.
It can be tricky working a till with paws, so I hear.

and sloths stink, badly

it's a wonder really, they don't move fast enough to break into a sweat

Pah, you are all goady fuckers.

Boy cats are crap shags as well. Apparently their willies have barbs on them so hurt girl cats enormously.

Bastard fucker cats

All girl cats should be lesbians who have artificial insemination and male cats can wank themselves with bared claws AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT

Pandas are really schtoooopid though. That video of the thick Jeremy Kyle mum looking panda chewing idly on some bamboo (looking like a Croydon facelift mum smoking a lambert and butler) who jumps a mile when her baby panda sneezes demonstrates the fact. Silly cah.

And pig willies look like corkscrews don't they?

Mind you I don't know if that is a terrible idea or a genius one.

You can telli haven't had sex in a long time if I aM starting to think corkscrew shaped pig dicks might be a welcome idea.

I'd be careful slagging off pandas. Have you seen their claws?

Purplestorm-are you sure it is actual ostrich racing or are you confusing it with that twatty comedian who used to race about on a toy ostrich pretending to ride it. Can't think of his name but that was all he did. Seem to think it was around the same time as Orvil the nappy wearing duck. Oh the quality of comedy in those days.

just uncork the wine before the shag will you, pig

just uncork the wine before the shag will you, pig

On the other hand, pandas have opposable "thumbs" which are not real fingers because they have grown from a bone in their hands, so that they can manipulate bamboo.
That should give them some extra points on the worth to be saved front, right?

Oh, and red pandas are not pandas (bears). They are sone sort of racoon. Very cute, though.

I did the Adopt A Panda thing once for DS.

Who was just 9 at the time.

6 months later we had a letter saying that his panda was probably dead.

Pandas are the Cocklodgers of the evolutionary world.

Everyone runs round keeping them in a nice house while they sat about watching porn on the flat screen and doing FUCK ALL.

RealFellatio I can give you an anecdote about an Orangutan, that I can guarentee will make you call me a bastard.

arf at Getorf.

Sloths are cute.

I don't want to know if it all upset me.

Chimps are bastards as well. Everyone thinks they are cute but they are not. and when I went to the zoo I saw two big chimps fighting over a little chimp and pulling him around by the arms like he was a Christmas cracker the poor little thing. And another big chimp was shitting into his own hands and then pulling it all apart. Nice.

probably dead? How does that work then?