to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

[TeggieCampbeggBlegg]

they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

Oi, leave off the Crow family. Crows are lovely.

Pandas, on the other hand, are a big pile of evolutionary shite. Utterly pointless non-fuckers.

Do you always take rancid fish on a picnic, Thumby? Do you not find it somewhat limiting, friendwise? And what about impromptu picnics, do you keep a bit of rotting fish in your handbag, just in case?

[disappointed look ] at Stratters.
What's with the panda hate, eh, eh?
I thought you'd be a supporter.
Panda or Crow???
Set it up Honey.
We all know who the winner is.

Raven. By many, many miles. Pandas are such dull, useless creatures if we're going to be honest. And look past those winsome eye patches, and you'll see a pair of tiny malevolently piggy eyes. They are not the eyes of a naice Ark-worthy animal.

Just ask yourself What Would Moses Do. Well he wouldn't bother with bloody pandas, would he.

Fuck. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCKETTY FUCK.

Obviously I meant Noah. No wonder I'm never in the bloody Round Up any more.

If you go upthread you'll see baby pandas going down slides squeeee
Um, not seen ravens doing that.
Don't get me wrong, ravens have their place but theirs no competition.

Moses was quite fond of pandas, actually, Stratters.

There were quite a few of them on the Exodus flight out of Egypt thing - but when they were transiting the Red Sea, the pandas dawdled and were swept away when the waters couldn't be arsed waiting for them.

That is why there are no pandas in that region. That's evolution for you.

Sarah, Noah or Moses.
They're both biblical, innit.
and they'd both go for pandas.

And Noah would have rolled his eyes, pulled up the gangplank thingy, and set sail without the sodding useless pandas.

No, Noah would have needed a whole other Ark purely to carry enough bamboo for 40 days and 40 nights.

Or was that St Swithun's Day?

Sodom and Gomorrah?

That film with Kim Basinger?

Anyway. No pandas. Deadweight.

What is it with this Panda hate on Mn??
I'm flouncing,

Don't you dare.

I dunno, Stratters, this panda hate is getting me down.
How can anyone not like a fluffy cuddly gentle black and white bear who just needs to be loved?

And therein lies the problem. They need to be loved, but they just can't be fecking arsed with it.

Pandas are pretty shit really. I remember taking DD to Chiang Mai zoo. The pandas had been delivered a couple of weeks before and there was high hopes that they would mate. Since they had to show pandaporn to the male it was unlikely.
DD created much more interest than that lazy pair of non fuckers.
Olive Ridley turtle men are another species that should be wiped out. So many of them try to mate with one female, quite a lot end up drowning.

Can i just say it's lovely to have you back Sarah, in spite of your anti panda stance.
And I shall continue to support cuddly useless pandas.
One day they'll rule the world . or maybe not .

'Ullo Stratters! No, I don't take rancid smoked salmon out with me but whenever we do have a picnic of the non-impromptu variety, smoked salmon is almost guaranteed to be a part of it or DS1 Wants To Know Why Not. Tis his favourite, on rice crackers with Boursin. Expensive tastes, my son.

Even if it's not high, a bit of the smoked fish chucked several feet away, and keeping the fish you're eating covered, is a good plan - keeps the stripy feckers mostly away. :)

Ravens rock but Pandas slide!

Stratters!!!!! Hello darling girl! So nice to have you back. Have you finished sanding now? Do you have blisters and callouses and builder's bottom? We have all missed you very, very much. It's been like watching paint dry or pulling teeth round here lately. I almost nearly considered leaving, and doing something more productive with my time.

Giant Pandas are rubbish; Broken Hearts are for arseholes. - Thanks OP for allowing me to get it all out > phew

LBE is right, one day we will rule the world if we could be fecking arsed.

And, yet, you can really

I think SGP, that if you are nursing ambitions to rule the world, world tour better get a move on before it's too late.

You know, I actualy already rule the world. The problem is that so far no bastard has noticed. :(

Which makes me even more sad. ;(

:( :( :(

I also know that it's 'actually' and not 'actualy'. I'm just too sad to type properly. :(