to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

[TeggieCampbeggBlegg]

they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

[Lueji]

Panda's don't rock, you say?

Relatives of yours SGP?

[TheFogsGettingThicker]

[TeggieCampbeggBlegg]

Arf.

[SarahStratton]

That should have said 'you'd better get a move on'. Although a world tour always helps.

[ErrorError]

Oh dear OP... have you been watching

[SadGiantPanda]

I also know that it's 'actually' and not 'actualy'. I'm just too sad to type properly. :(

[SadGiantPanda]

You know, I actualy already rule the world. The problem is that so far no bastard has noticed. :(

Which makes me even more sad. ;(

:( :( :(

[SarahStratton]

I think SGP, that if you are nursing ambitions to rule the world, world tour better get a move on before it's too late.

[Lueji]

And, yet, you can really

[SadGiantPanda]

LBE is right, one day we will rule the world if we could be fecking arsed.

[MsTakenidentity]

[MsTakenidentity]

Giant Pandas are rubbish; Broken Hearts are for arseholes. - Thanks OP for allowing me to get it all out > phew

[TheRealFellatio]

Stratters!!!!! Hello darling girl! So nice to have you back. Have you finished sanding now? Do you have blisters and callouses and builder's bottom? We have all missed you very, very much. It's been like watching paint dry or pulling teeth round here lately. I almost nearly considered leaving, and doing something more productive with my time.

[Thumbwitch]

'Ullo Stratters! No, I don't take rancid smoked salmon out with me but whenever we do have a picnic of the non-impromptu variety, smoked salmon is almost guaranteed to be a part of it or DS1 Wants To Know Why Not. Tis his favourite, on rice crackers with Boursin. Expensive tastes, my son.

Even if it's not high, a bit of the smoked fish chucked several feet away, and keeping the fish you're eating covered, is a good plan - keeps the stripy feckers mostly away. :)

Ravens rock but Pandas slide!

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Can i just say it's lovely to have you back Sarah, in spite of your anti panda stance.
And I shall continue to support cuddly useless pandas.
One day they'll rule the world . or maybe not .

[ripsishere]

Pandas are pretty shit really. I remember taking DD to Chiang Mai zoo. The pandas had been delivered a couple of weeks before and there was high hopes that they would mate. Since they had to show pandaporn to the male it was unlikely.
DD created much more interest than that lazy pair of non fuckers.
Olive Ridley turtle men are another species that should be wiped out. So many of them try to mate with one female, quite a lot end up drowning.

[SarahStratton]

And therein lies the problem. They need to be loved, but they just can't be fecking arsed with it.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

I dunno, Stratters, this panda hate is getting me down.
How can anyone not like a fluffy cuddly gentle black and white bear who just needs to be loved?

[SarahStratton]

Don't you dare.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

What is it with this Panda hate on Mn??
I'm flouncing,

[SarahStratton]

No, Noah would have needed a whole other Ark purely to carry enough bamboo for 40 days and 40 nights.

Or was that St Swithun's Day?

Sodom and Gomorrah?

That film with Kim Basinger?

Anyway. No pandas. Deadweight.

[SarahStratton]

And Noah would have rolled his eyes, pulled up the gangplank thingy, and set sail without the sodding useless pandas.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Sarah, Noah or Moses.
They're both biblical, innit.
and they'd both go for pandas.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Moses was quite fond of pandas, actually, Stratters.

There were quite a few of them on the Exodus flight out of Egypt thing - but when they were transiting the Red Sea, the pandas dawdled and were swept away when the waters couldn't be arsed waiting for them.

That is why there are no pandas in that region. That's evolution for you.

[LadyBeagleEyes]

If you go upthread you'll see baby pandas going down slides squeeee
Um, not seen ravens doing that.
Don't get me wrong, ravens have their place but theirs no competition.