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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

305 replies

TeggieCampbeggBlegg · 24/03/2013 15:14

they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 24/03/2013 20:15

Well it will, here it goes......

I've held and snuggled a baby Orangutan Grin they smell lovely, like the perfect mix of new baby and tiny puppy smell.

NoelHeadbands · 24/03/2013 20:17

Twice now I've been to zoos and seen chimps wanking at me.

I don't know if they all do this, or whether its just me who drives the ape world wild with desire

NoelHeadbands · 24/03/2013 20:18

I do have chimp tits if I'm being honest Sad

You can't tell with a bra on though

MaryMotherOfCheeses · 24/03/2013 20:20

It was a named panda in China and she hadn't been seen for a while, so WWF sent a letter saying she was probably dead "but please keep giving your money for all the other pandas".

DS was not impressed!

NoelHeadbands · 24/03/2013 20:22

I can't believe they couldn't just lie and say she was in the rudest of health- who would ever know??

Maat · 24/03/2013 20:24

This has got to go into classics Grin Grin

I am loving Room 101 for rubbish animals.

yy to dolphins going in. They are slimey fuckers that think they just smirk at you and you will feed them fish.

Also - any monkeys with bare arses.

MaryMotherOfCheeses · 24/03/2013 20:24

I know!

Not "by the way, your panda's dead"

FarleyD · 24/03/2013 20:24

Think this panda could do with being made extinct:

Those red pandas are nice.

superstarheartbreaker · 24/03/2013 20:28

YABU... Humanity is the only species stupid and arrogant enough to accelerate it's own extinction.

UnChartered · 24/03/2013 20:29

dolphins have to go in, they bully porpoises

teenage male dolphins are particularly nasty

mind thought, teenage camels are pretty nasty too - saw a documentary once about australian camels, they were horrible to a lady camel Sad

Loshad · 24/03/2013 20:31

loving this, my sixth formers think i am very cruel when i say the panda deserves it's own extinction. Grin

TeggieCampbeggBlegg · 24/03/2013 20:31

Poor dead rubbish panda.

Chimps are far too related to humans to be nice. All that wanking and shut dibbling. Orsngs are nice. I think I'll be one in my next life. But only if the Nestle fuckers have stopped hacking down the Borneo forests for palmoil.

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Maat · 24/03/2013 20:31

If Mumsnet did The Living Planet.

Can you imagine? Grin

Maat · 24/03/2013 20:36

Can we extend Room 101 to insects?

Dung beetles. What is the point? Their purpose in life is to push poo balls around? Seriously?

I mean, come on mother nature, what were you thinking?

UnChartered · 24/03/2013 20:37

and wasps

i don't care what they do, proper cunts they are

Maat · 24/03/2013 20:39

Wasps go in without question.

They don't even get a trial.

SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 20:39

I can't believe you're all talking about an endangered species like this. How mean.

I'm going to go to Netmums instead. I bet they'll appreciate me and will be nicer to me. Bastards.

RubyGates · 24/03/2013 20:39

Icky sticky Panda Love.
In Russian because I can't find it in English.

Poor, poor Homer Simpson
vimeo.com/22907966

OP YANBU

UnChartered · 24/03/2013 20:40

don't go to NMs

they'll stuff you, paint you pink and have you as mascot Grin

PureQuintessence · 24/03/2013 20:40

I bet somebody was saying the exact thing about the Dodo bird prior to it actually becoming extinct.

It may not be any more mean than a sad prophecy.

SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 20:40

:(

The Bounty forum?

KatieScarlett2833 · 24/03/2013 20:41

Mumsnet does living planet

Attenborough whispery voice " now here comes Mssadgiantpanda after her daily struggle to find food"

Taggie comes into shot, takes out Uzi and guns Mssadgiantpanda down to the sound of "another one bites the dust"

SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 20:42

:(

SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 20:44

I don't think I could cope with the Bounty forum. Pandas are terribly pedantic. Actually, that's where the word pedantic comes from, it was originally pandantic.

KatieScarlett2833 · 24/03/2013 20:45

Shut up, you're dead, remember Grin