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to think that giant pandas are rubbish and deserve extinction.

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TeggieCampbeggBlegg · 24/03/2013 15:14

they only eat one food that is nutritionally crap and are no good at breedinh.

Admittedly they look cute but as a spieces they are completely rubbish.

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SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 16:37

Cabbage?! You must be joking. Feck off.

tethersend · 24/03/2013 16:40

YANBU.

The monochrome cunts.

PeggyCarter · 24/03/2013 16:41

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LadyBeagleEyes · 24/03/2013 16:48

Well yes, TheJoyful, that is the point.
I like cute and cuddly, we need cute and cuddly in this world to make us happy.
Or I'd never be able to go on you Tube and go squeeeee.

oldraver · 24/03/2013 16:57

For those that like Reds (much cuter I think) DooDoo

LadyBeagleEyes · 24/03/2013 16:58

There's a lovely red panda at Edinburgh Zoo, but it's always hidden at the top of a tree.
I don't think it ever actually comes down.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 24/03/2013 17:00

I was very struck by a documentary once on giant pandas where they actually did go so far as to get it on together... except the male couldn't remember how and was just sort of draped over her sideways while she lumbered around.

SPBInDisguise · 24/03/2013 17:07

They sleep all thetime and only wake up to shag. And their mating rituals include weeing on each other. Sooo lazy nd uncouth.

oldraver · 24/03/2013 17:10

Lady i have been going to Cotswold Wildlife Park for over 25 years and never saw a Panda in the early days they were always hiding.. It was always "oh are we going to get a glimpse of these elusive Pandas

I didnt go for years but started again when I had DS2. The new lot are definitely a lot less shy and spend time on the ground. I wonder if they have had training Grin

TeggieCampbeggBlegg · 24/03/2013 17:22

Like the sloths in london xoo. I suspect they are very dead and stufed.

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FreudiansSlipper · 24/03/2013 17:27

and they are sexist too as they love porn which no doubt offends the lady panda's

They are quite smart in rural areas of china they are very rarely seen but have often come into villages when they are very poorly knowing that they wil
be looked after once they are betther they bugger off dissapear into the bamboo forests never to be seen again the villagers think its a great honour

EduCated · 24/03/2013 17:27

If ever a species needed the help of MN, it's the giant panda. Mrs Panda seriously needs to LTB.

TalcAndTurnips · 24/03/2013 17:28

Pandas also abuse P&C/Disabled parking spaces and

If they wish to improve their popularity, then they need a complete image overhaul. This could include a re-brand - maybe trying some new colour combinations, or a more 'raunchy' persona?

EduCated · 24/03/2013 17:29

Btw, Orange, I think I love you Grin

Though saying that, there is always a part if me that imagines pandas as having a person hidden inside them Blush

PimpMyHippo · 24/03/2013 17:31

Aha, I have always said this and people look at me like I'm heartless! Yes, they are really quite a useless species. They seem to be actively trying to die out, so I think it would be unfair to stop them. Grin

TeggieCampbeggBlegg · 24/03/2013 17:34

See. Hippos. Now there's a proper aminal.

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ImTooHecsyForYourParty · 24/03/2013 17:35

Perhaps the panda is one of nature's dead ends, like many, many other species over the millennia.

it needs a ridiculous amount of bamboo because it's so low in nutrients and it has serious trouble conceiving. Even if people weren't destroying the habitat, they are two massive problems for the long term survival of a species.

SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 17:37

Feck off, the lot of you.

Maat · 24/03/2013 17:44

SadGiantPanda - are you feeling hormonal?

SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 17:44

Hormonal? Feck off.

TeggieCampbeggBlegg · 24/03/2013 17:46

Oooh. Maybe SGP is having her 5 minute season.

Get shagging quick and save your speices.

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EffieTheDuck · 24/03/2013 17:47

There are more pandas in Scotland than Tory MPs!

TeggieCampbeggBlegg · 24/03/2013 17:47

And then we can watch you on cctv for months waiting for a baby like that polar bear (who wasn't pregnant after all)

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SadGiantPanda · 24/03/2013 17:47

Five minutes of shagging? That long!? You must be joking. Feck off.

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