I was shopping in Tesco tonight for a Birthday card for my brother. My DP was looking through the humour section and drew my attention to a disgusting card that was on display in the front row of the section. It read:
BEWARE
INSIDE IS A
FILTHY
LITTLE BITCH JUST
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT.
Inside is a picture of a dog. I assume that is meant to be the 'humorous' aspect of it.
Have I had a sense of humour failure? I don't find this at all funny. It gives the the creeps. That kind of language - ''filthy little bitch,'' is what I think most people would associate with hardcore pornography. The 'little,' to me, implies young, which just makes it even worse.
Who would give this as a Birthday card? And why do Tesco think this kind of thing is acceptable for a place where families shop?
Please tell me I'm not being unreasonable!