to want to start the most unpopular thread ever

[happyfartyfeet]

so don't comment. just leave this at 1.

What does pfb mean, saint? Purely, flipping brilliant?

bump

PFB = plopple fart bum.

Popcorn, anyone?

I'm popping out to get a fruit shoot to put in formula fed baby's bottle.
Pom bear anyone?

I've shoved baby in front of Cbeebies with a dummy in for the last 6 hours while I've been surfing for porn and perfecting my new 'lapdancing for toddlers' class. And before you get judgy if you don't like porn and lapdancing you're just uptight and jealous because it's actually really empowering, m'kay?

cockypants no Pombears, but can you get me some organic hoummous and some evian for the yucca?

Well it has been rather dull recently, so anything to spice things up.

OP: I hope you get the result you want. (took me all day to think of that!)

its me again....

Aaaaargh RTFT!!!!

LTB!

Mcdonalds now do hot mochas!

Who? What? When? Why? Where?

Him! LTB because he's ugly. Period

Sorry for shitting onyour thread. [buiscuit]

My children have never been inside McDonald's either. It's child cruelty to do that.

Can I get a yay! man...

\o/