to want to start the most unpopular thread ever

[happyfartyfeet]

so don't comment. just leave this at 1.

[Shutupanddrive]

[ScumbagCollegeDropout]

Can I get a yay! man...

\o/

[Kytti]

My children have never been inside McDonald's either. It's child cruelty to do that.

[Dryjuice25]

[Dryjuice25]

Sorry for shitting onyour thread. [buiscuit]

[Dryjuice25]

Who? What? When? Why? Where?

Him! LTB because he's ugly. Period

[RipleyIsMyHero]

Mcdonalds now do hot mochas!

[Vicky2011]

LTB!

[MagratOfStolat]

[AndFanjoWasHisNameO]

Aaaaargh RTFT!!!!

[coatonarack]

its me again....

[OnTheWhimsOfLove]

OP: I hope you get the result you want. (took me all day to think of that!)

[cumfy]

Well it has been rather dull recently, so anything to spice things up.

[coatonarack]

cockypants no Pombears, but can you get me some organic hoummous and some evian for the yucca?

[ChairmanWow]

I've shoved baby in front of Cbeebies with a dummy in for the last 6 hours while I've been surfing for porn and perfecting my new 'lapdancing for toddlers' class. And before you get judgy if you don't like porn and lapdancing you're just uptight and jealous because it's actually really empowering, m'kay?

[CockyPants]

I'm popping out to get a fruit shoot to put in formula fed baby's bottle.
Pom bear anyone?

[atthewelles]

[HorribleMother]

Popcorn, anyone?

[ChairmanWow]

PFB = plopple fart bum.

[shewhowines]

bump

[coatonarack]

What does pfb mean, saint? Purely, flipping brilliant?

[Lueji]

Did you mean to sound so rude?

[saintmerryweather]

You do sound very pfb op

[IwishIwasmoreorganised]

Is it just me, or does this sound like an AIBU in reverse ?!

[ChairmanWow]

That's very interesting Plopple. Round our way we call those turds winnits. The little hard ones. Have you consulted the Bristol Stool Chart? It is most informative.