to want to start the most unpopular thread ever

[happyfartyfeet]

so don't comment. just leave this at 1.

Whatever .

mistressploppy - do you know what a Plopple is? It's when you do a little hard poo and the water splashes up from the bowl back up your bum.

PLOP

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Now THAT'S stopped the thread!

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Arse

Just came to see what the fuss was about.

Trip trap...

What's going on in this thread?

Drip drip.

flat screen tv

You should have gone to greggs!

op YOU sound lovely

attention seeker

pfft

Just marking my place.

Plopple - you learn something new everyday!

Is that like a winnit? Or is the winnit that actual poo and the plopple is the action of the water splashing your bum?

Oh everyone is being so judgy noone should ever judge ever. I never judge. You are so horrid. This is not a comment as I am minding my own business.

The Plopple is the actual type of turd, small and hard enough to go PLOP. But if the water doesn't splash back then it's just a turd. You have to have the water action to actually get a Plopple.

OMG this thread is so funny! I'm laughing till the tears are running.

That's very interesting Plopple. Round our way we call those turds winnits. The little hard ones. Have you consulted the Bristol Stool Chart? It is most informative.

Is it just me, or does this sound like an AIBU in reverse ?!

You do sound very pfb op

Did you mean to sound so rude?