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DH won't let me cut my hair

63 replies

Mario2013 · 06/03/2013 13:08

I put chocolate on his belly and it melted and he was asleep and wiped his hand in it and then put it in his hair because he was jeff sweating like mrs brigam but I don't want to be brigamised because I get upset but I was due to get my hair cut today and sharon was coming with me because she wants her eyebrows done for benidorm next week but DH is saying I made a mess in his hair and now says I can't get my hair cut. I'm very upset. Sharon is also upset because her car is in the garage because the brakes are not working and so I was taking her to get her eyebrows done because kelly said she might be able to fit her in without an appointment but there is mould in my suitcase and it smells.

OP posts:
AllYoursBabooshka · 06/03/2013 13:10
FeckOffCup · 06/03/2013 13:11
Hmm
TantrumsAndBalloons · 06/03/2013 13:13

Oh it's been a while since we had one of these, isn't it?

hiddenhome · 06/03/2013 13:13

Sharon eh?

OTTMummA · 06/03/2013 13:13

All I need to know is, when does the T-rexing start? Grin

hiddenhome · 06/03/2013 13:14

Invaders from Mars? Must be off sick and bored ZZzzzz Probably been watching Jeremy Kyle earlier on Grin

buttercrumble · 06/03/2013 13:16

You are not making any sense at all. What on earth Hmm Confused

FrustratedSycamoresRocks · 06/03/2013 13:18

Leave the bastard. Sharon has a monobrow and it needs sorting

OTTMummA · 06/03/2013 13:20

Sharon is a bitch, leave her looking like the hairy yeti she is.

OTTMummA · 06/03/2013 13:30

Catch up Guide
Your welcome

MakeItUpAsYouGoAlong · 06/03/2013 13:34

Oh I love these!!!
I might even do a spot of t-rexing myself.

hugoagogo · 06/03/2013 13:37

Interesting, do go on...

wannabedomesticgoddess · 06/03/2013 13:39

:o

LunaticFringe · 06/03/2013 13:39

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DeskPlanner · 06/03/2013 13:41

What happened next ?

Dillydollydaydream · 06/03/2013 13:41

Hmm I think you should leave Sharon with bushy eyebrows, she won't be as fanciable to dh Wink

LadyPessaryPam · 06/03/2013 13:42

Mould you say? Are you sure it's mould?

numbum · 06/03/2013 13:43

Damn, I've got to go out. And I do love a Sharon thread!

Catchingmockingbirds · 06/03/2013 13:44

Oh fgs Hmm, these threads really are just awful.

HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 06/03/2013 13:44

Have you tried to Mnet hair cut? You could always practise on Sharon.

Tell me did the chocolate belly button attract wasps?

OTTMummA · 06/03/2013 13:45

Yes, maybe sharon pissed in your suitcase, she knows your not the type of lady to travel with defiled luggage

NormaStanleyFletcher · 06/03/2013 13:49

Who is Mrs Brigham though? Is she sharon's mum?

Greensleeves · 06/03/2013 13:52

We got lumps of it, round the back

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 06/03/2013 14:00

Shock sharon cant get her eyebrows done? wtaf? she must get them done... the world will end if she doesnt

Dawndonna · 06/03/2013 14:00

It isn't wasp season yet, so you should be okay on one or two counts, OP, oh, and welcome back!

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