DH won't let me cut my hair

[Mario2013]

I put chocolate on his belly and it melted and he was asleep and wiped his hand in it and then put it in his hair because he was jeff sweating like mrs brigam but I don't want to be brigamised because I get upset but I was due to get my hair cut today and sharon was coming with me because she wants her eyebrows done for benidorm next week but DH is saying I made a mess in his hair and now says I can't get my hair cut. I'm very upset. Sharon is also upset because her car is in the garage because the brakes are not working and so I was taking her to get her eyebrows done because kelly said she might be able to fit her in without an appointment but there is mould in my suitcase and it smells.

I LOVE a Sharon thread and we haven't had one for ages

Do tell us more OP. Who exactly is going to Benidorm?

Sack him off and you, Sharon and Kelly go for a spa day.

Lighten up folks, it's surrealist genius!

Hang on are we going to benidorm?

how did you get the red wine stain off the wall?

i missed that one

I love a good jeff sweat

Aaah Sharon

White vinegar will help with the mould and if there is any staining from the wasp on the windowsill (or was it the floor) it'll help with that too.

But when did he throw the red wine at the wall?

LulZ

Thought you woz banned OP? All good though, I've missed Sharon.

I heard Sharon has 'spurty websters' all over her face. If she has that monobrow waxed her face will explode!

I think Sharon should give you a new suitcase because the Easter bunny got really angry that the chocolate eggs were missing.
Kelly didn't offer to do your nails and that's Sharon's fault she said that she was a bitch and spat on the floor but they ran out of kebabs.
I don't think you should get upset about that I'm telling you there's always another bike chained to the railings and even the flattest pancake has two sides. ask Adam, he always knows what to do especially Sharon

Yay! A Sharon thread...
Do they allow T-Rexing in Benidorm?

Kelly was bullshitting, she's fully booked I know cos she text and said.

I used to hate Sharon but now I just feel sorry for her it can't be easy having a monobrow and no wonder she lashes out sometimes when it's out of control but can't she get Kelly to do a home wax for her, she knows what it's like to have your car break down just before a trip to benidorm and a friend who won't LTB no matter how much wine he spills on his chocolate tummy or refuses to redecorate the easter bunny.

Omg this is my first live Sharon thread

Throw your wine at the wall. That'll teach him. And sharon.

ive never seen a live sharon thread either. Very excited

This was started in March. How the hell did it slip through under the radar? These things usually go stratospheric.

Ohhhh I've been waiting to come across something like this for ages! Those wiser and more experienced than me, what exactly is a Sharon thread?

Not live, Ali. Zombie thread from March.

God bloody damn it.

I rarely get sucked into a zombie thread but sharon excited me.

How did I miss this?

So.....

Did DH get the chocolate off? Did Sharon get her eyebrows done? Did the mould come out of the suitcase?

Smear chocolate on the wall (next to the wine stain)
And maybe pour some wine in the suitcase, it will get rid of the smell.
Give yourself a MN hair cut.
Warn Sharon to watch out for the wasps in Spain.