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Original poster

i haven't had a good bun fight in yonks

55 replies

VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 22:52

...your breath smells like crocodile shit and your hair looks like chickens have been scratching around in it, your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a folk

and whats that smell? have you been routing through your neighbours whellie bin again?

yes im talking to you....

OP posts:
usualsuspect · 01/02/2013 22:52

Fuck off.

IneedAsockamnesty · 01/02/2013 22:53

Ermmmmm gerrrrr out of my pub.

There you go

AgentZigzag · 01/02/2013 22:54

All I've achieved recently is a bit snidey.

I can't get upset at what you've written, it's all true Sad

Original poster
VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 22:54

euuugh

OP posts:
IneedAsockamnesty · 01/02/2013 22:55

Just had a thought weren't you in a huge bun fight tother day? I could have sworn it went on for about a week

crazyhullynanna · 01/02/2013 22:55

your mum

AreYouADurtBirdOrALadyBird · 01/02/2013 22:55

This Is Aibu,so your thread title is totally wrong.
Ffs

And don't waste good buns,chuck the less than perfect cakes instead Grin

HullyDragon · 01/02/2013 22:55

Pray do tell, what is a whellie bin?

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 01/02/2013 22:55

I know you are, you said you are but what am I?

AreYouADurtBirdOrALadyBird · 01/02/2013 22:55

Bin for whellies.

BrianCoxWantsHullyBackPlease · 01/02/2013 22:57

Whilst i do not agree with you OP, or your opinions, or your tone, I would never ever launch a personal attack on you by calling you a cuntbag

Original poster
VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 22:57

umm its a bin for errr...really big wheels that have mated with really big wellies...

OP posts:
gordyslovesheep · 01/02/2013 22:58

fuck the fuck off fuck weasle

Original poster
VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 22:59

mother fucker lollipop sucker hooker

OP posts:
gordyslovesheep · 01/02/2013 23:00

spunk sucking fuck puppet

oh this is fun!

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 01/02/2013 23:00

You are a bitch in a cunt costume

Ullena · 01/02/2013 23:00

Does a roll of a twelve beat your armour class? If so, take one d2 points of Fondant Damage plus one Strength modifier Grin Blush

Sorry...geeky moment there!

BrianCoxWantsHullyBackPlease · 01/02/2013 23:00

Peter Stringfellow shagger.

oh yes I went there

gordyslovesheep · 01/02/2013 23:01
SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 01/02/2013 23:02

Peter Andre Lovers!

yes I went further then Brian

Original poster
VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 23:02

is that your face? or did your neck just throw up?

OP posts:
usualsuspect · 01/02/2013 23:02

Are you new, OP?

gordyslovesheep · 01/02/2013 23:03

T -rexing Jeff sweaters

bringmeroses · 01/02/2013 23:03

VinegarTits - love it when you talk dirty.

BrianCoxWantsHullyBackPlease · 01/02/2013 23:03

Shock SP - no you didn't fails as am white, not at all cool and sat in fleece pjs