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Original poster

i haven't had a good bun fight in yonks

55 replies

VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 22:52

...your breath smells like crocodile shit and your hair looks like chickens have been scratching around in it, your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a folk

and whats that smell? have you been routing through your neighbours whellie bin again?

yes im talking to you....

OP posts:
PickledInAPearTree · 01/02/2013 23:06

I've reported you all. You are a disgrace to mumsnet, your families and your country.

BrianCoxWantsHullyBackPlease · 01/02/2013 23:06

FUCK OFF PICKLED YOU CUNT.

BrianCoxWantsHullyBackPlease · 01/02/2013 23:07
Shock

am so sorry Blush

cries a bit

Original poster
VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 23:07

your so ugly hello kitty said goodbye to you

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Ullena · 01/02/2013 23:07

Damn...now I want pie! Blast you to Hades!

PickledInAPearTree · 01/02/2013 23:08

That's the biggest PA anyone's ever bothered to give me

BrianCoxWantsHullyBackPlease · 01/02/2013 23:08

Ok, I'm taking my Hully vigil to bed so I will happily take any French Fancies that are thrown my way, to bed also.

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 01/02/2013 23:09

Pickled Be a dear and fuck off Grin

Original poster
VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 23:09

can i borrow your face? my arse is on holiday

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crazyhullynanna · 01/02/2013 23:09

who cut your hair? the council?

PessaryPam · 01/02/2013 23:09

Just fuck right of you caarrt then.

PickledInAPearTree · 01/02/2013 23:10

French fancies! You misogynist racist murderer!

Ullena · 01/02/2013 23:10
Grin
PickledInAPearTree · 01/02/2013 23:10

Shoot them at me. I'm ready.

PessaryPam · 01/02/2013 23:11

Oh no that should have of course read
Just fuck right off you caarrt* then.
*Aussie spelling

LesBOFerables · 01/02/2013 23:11

I can well imagine your arse resides in a different country- why does it need a holiday?

gordyslovesheep · 01/02/2013 23:11
LesBOFerables · 01/02/2013 23:11

I didn't mean it, I love yooooooooou Grin

Original poster
VinegarTits · 01/02/2013 23:12

waaa, hold the damn horses, has hully left?

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Doogle2 · 01/02/2013 23:12

'folk' I think you mean 'fork'. If you are going to insult me please get it right. Jolly good.

PickledInAPearTree · 01/02/2013 23:12

Kicks Gordy out of way possibly in fanny.

WorraLiberty · 01/02/2013 23:12

You're such a cunt, even your goldfish wants you dead.

LesBOFerables · 01/02/2013 23:13

She's just had a teeny break, Vinny. We had a sit-in. If you had been sitting-in, it could have been international Grin

SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 01/02/2013 23:13

You are all too vulgar and offensive for me!

I am Shock at the filth you so called ladies are coming out with!

I am sorry but this has gone too far..

Ullena · 01/02/2013 23:14

Yer all a feckin bunch of feckless weaselmonkeys!

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