i haven't had a good bun fight in yonks

[VinegarTits]

...your breath smells like crocodile shit and your hair looks like chickens have been scratching around in it, your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a folk

and whats that smell? have you been routing through your neighbours whellie bin again?

yes im talking to you....

bof

why dont your check on ebay, see if you can get yourself a life for sale

im off to bed you bunch of weirdos

your so ugly you look like you have big foot in a head lock

I'm reporting you all.

ive reported your arse to NASA, they thought they had discovered a new moon

Your arse is so fat it has it's own postcode.

When you were born, the doctor slapped your mum.