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Original poster

to ask AIBU to choose their favourite poster to name the foster pup after?

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theodorakisses · 31/01/2013 12:03

Foster pup is a 10 week old Pitbull pup (not in UK) with sugically removed tail and ears poor little git. He has been named "Carrot" because, to a 10 year old boy, apparently "his bum looks like the end of a carrot". We want to find him a good home and want to give him a respectable name to make up for his ghastly start. he will probably go the the US.
I thought it may be nice to offer his naming as a tribute to the AIBU people who make my working day go faster and have made me a (slightly) better person.

NB, I didn't cut off his tail or ears nor did I choose the breed. he is a charming little thing who was bought by some git for fighting. they land on my doorstep and what to do?

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SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 12:06

:)
Before I even opened the thread I was going to suggest katesunrulybush.
He'll never be accepted as a pedant, mind...

Original poster
theodorakisses · 31/01/2013 12:07

or katesunrulybumhole maybe...

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Pagwatch · 31/01/2013 12:07

Call him AnyFucker just for the faces on walks.

Bobyan · 31/01/2013 12:08

I second Anyfucker

SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 12:08

You could call him expat :)

Ponderingonaquandry · 31/01/2013 12:08

Bupcakes simply so he'll be buppy the puppy

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 31/01/2013 12:09

Betty Swollocks is an ace name for a puppy....unless he hasn't got any of course :)

Pagwatch · 31/01/2013 12:09

BuppyPuppy

Hahahahaha. Great!

Fenton · 31/01/2013 12:10

OMG I was just about to post EXACTLY what pondering said! Shock

Buppy

or what about Theo (after your own nn?)

WorraLiberty · 31/01/2013 12:12

NB, I didn't cut off his tail or ears nor did I choose the breed

Sorry but that really did make me laugh out loud! Grin

Poor little thing though, glad you're looking after him for now Sad

Original poster
theodorakisses · 31/01/2013 12:12

We have a Theo already but I do love the name! I want anyfucker so much but not sure it is completely child friendly...

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SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 12:13

I have ti say I think calling him anyfucker would be CRUELTY to puupies.
and I didn't think of it first

SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 12:13

How about oliviamumsnet?

mistlethrush · 31/01/2013 12:15

I think Chaos would be a good name... then if his recall's not good...

Chaos

Chaos!!!

Chaos!!!!!

Would be fine.

Original poster
theodorakisses · 31/01/2013 12:15

worra, I thought it was best to clarify matters, this is AIBU after all. Also, no dominance theory here.

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Original poster
theodorakisses · 31/01/2013 12:23

So far it's a toss up between Buppy and Worral and Chaos is the new kitten. FGS, does anyone want a free pet? It's a zoo here.

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Original poster
theodorakisses · 31/01/2013 12:23

Buppy is good because there is no P in Arabic, Bebsi etc.

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TastesLikePanda · 31/01/2013 12:23

Ooh I was gonna say anyfucker to be hilarious!

I like chaos or buppy though :-)

thegreylady · 31/01/2013 12:24

Rhino?
Psammead aka Sam?

SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 12:59

I'm telling you, olivia

seeker · 31/01/2013 13:03

I think Seeker would be a fantastic name for a dog. I imagine Emily Bronte having a dog calle Seeker.

SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 13:07

ooh yes "seeker, FETCH"
I think StealthPolarBear would be an awful name for a dog. Hardly trips off the tongue :o

Fenton · 31/01/2013 13:12

Mintyy?

You would have to make sure that when you register him with the vet you insist on the two y's.

SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 13:13

Isn't there a poster called something like MyCatIsABiggerBastard?

KC225 · 31/01/2013 13:14

Fenton := and be sure to becomes a You Tube hit

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