to ask AIBU to choose their favourite poster to name the foster pup after?

[theodorakisses]

Foster pup is a 10 week old Pitbull pup (not in UK) with sugically removed tail and ears poor little git. He has been named "Carrot" because, to a 10 year old boy, apparently "his bum looks like the end of a carrot". We want to find him a good home and want to give him a respectable name to make up for his ghastly start. he will probably go the the US.
I thought it may be nice to offer his naming as a tribute to the AIBU people who make my working day go faster and have made me a (slightly) better person.

NB, I didn't cut off his tail or ears nor did I choose the breed. he is a charming little thing who was bought by some git for fighting. they land on my doorstep and what to do?

Honey, we have had a Pan already (now in canada and has his own bedroom). Sadly too many animals have passed through us in the last 10 years. Pan was a great dog, a great dane with a very haughty manner but a weakness for sardines. Hence the next being called, sadly, Sardiner because she was a girl.

PupCakesAndCunting.

Pics please, he sounds lovely. Pit bulls are great. Will you tiddle his belly for us? You sound a lovely person , I'm a bit teary now.

How about Pom? Of Chopsy?

Chopsy

He is called WorraL-Buppy. Known name Buppy

He is a lovely dog and we will most likely send hm to a US Texas home where he will be happy. And rest assured, no dog leaves us until they have a perfect home and we do check. We pay flight, they pay customs and then we pay for the crate to be sent back if no saintly us people can bring it, we always keep them until a proper home can be found. We never rehome unless we can keep in touch and monitor which means we keep the sad old bent ones.

Kudos to you on the great work you do for those animals

Off topic, but did I read correctly that you owned a monkey?!?

Oh, I love the idea of him being called Pom!

Mitmoo, Mitmoo, Mitmoo, oh please, it has to be Mitmoo!

And now I know where I stand in your favourite posters heirarchy Fenton .

Hecate.

Pavlov

It's not a mumsnetters name, but I once heard a story on the radio of a 'hero' dog called 'oi' and thought it was a great name. Just imagine teaching recall....

Please call him YouOldSlag. I can just imagine some poor bloke calling him in at night.

Name him after me.

well I came on to say Fenton, of course, and see she has said that 'Norks' would be a daft name for a dog.

I dont know whether to be delighted that she has given me a shout out or saddened because I don't have a good enough name for a pooch

Actually, Fenton, you do have a point :o

Well quite, it's not at all that it's not good enough, just the thought of teaching him recall in a busy park

"Here Norks...Norks stop it...get down Norks" I take your point :)

I vote for HullyGully

Scampi!

A brill name for a bruiser, to make him seem more cute and scrappy.

Oh? It's my name too? That handn't crossed my mind, honest!

I know a dog that came into a rescue called Satan. He was rehomed quite quickly after they changed his name to Stan!

Fanjo?

There is already a hullygully puppy.

Call him "Yanbu" or "Aibu" :)

F A N J O
And fanjo was his name-o

I don't mind other Hullygully puppies and ActualHully, I am sure would love her own pack of Hullygullys