to ask AIBU to choose their favourite poster to name the foster pup after?

[theodorakisses]

Foster pup is a 10 week old Pitbull pup (not in UK) with sugically removed tail and ears poor little git. He has been named "Carrot" because, to a 10 year old boy, apparently "his bum looks like the end of a carrot". We want to find him a good home and want to give him a respectable name to make up for his ghastly start. he will probably go the the US.
I thought it may be nice to offer his naming as a tribute to the AIBU people who make my working day go faster and have made me a (slightly) better person.

NB, I didn't cut off his tail or ears nor did I choose the breed. he is a charming little thing who was bought by some git for fighting. they land on my doorstep and what to do?

Sorry to bring the thread down, but choose their favourite poster ???

FGS, it's like reliving the bad bits of secondary school on here sometimes.

FWIW, I've chosen my favourite poster, so think the puppy should be called Vesti.

ah, was going to say ChristFenton, or Fenton anyway....

Troll
(nickname Roley?)

The one time you could legitimately call troll on an AIBU thread

I like Chaos, would be an ace name for a dog

Can't think of a better name for a puppy than Zapp.

But wasn't the op just looking for a good puppy name rather than anything else?

AnyFucker is a fine poster but I doubt she thinks she is my fav poster.
It's just good mumsnet =puppy names isn't it?

Oh poor little mite! I can't imagine a dog with no tail or ears

That's making me cry a bit

MsVestibule

I took it to mean favourite poster name rather than the favourite poster, otherwise I would be suggesting KeemaNaanAndCurryOn or NorksAreMessy and they would just be silly names for a dog.

Zombie
Expat

KenDodd

My favourite was Fillyjonk but she's disappeared since years ago now.

I have a dog named after me deja

Pointydog would have been a good name but given that poor pup has no pointy bits left it might be insensitive.

x-post with Pag

I am not stalking you sweetcheeks, honest

How about Mitmoo?

Alternatively, just call him Mumsnet.

Of course, Knid would be an excellent name too. :)

Puffin!

Bet he looks a bit like one

Very nice of you to rescue him OP.

If the OP meant favourite poster name, then that is fine, I will step off my high horse with good grace .

I believe you Fenton.

This is like a specialist thread for you and Hully with the whole mumsnet/doggy name crossovers.

BuppyPuppy is a great name, but then have to say I'm also quite tickled (see what I did there?) by the idea of calling him KenDodd'sDad'sDog.

Or even just Ken Dog.

I was thinking Mitmoo!

But I think Buppy the Puppy is brilliant.

All the best doggies are named after Mnetters. And if you have agog named after you it means you are an amazing Mnetter

I quite like Buppy puppy

You could name him after one of our boys too

Pan
Beardy Puppy
Beta Puppy
TiggyD
Or Ninja Puppy.

A dog

Mitmoo has now entered the race. BTW, Theo has asked it to be known that he is a human not a bird, cat, monkey or dog (our menagerie)

Nork is a contender too

Trolley also considered