wft the barbie labiaplasty gone mad

[scrummummy]

this article in jezabel

jezebel.com/5977025/unhappy-with-your-gross-vagina-why-not-try-the-barbie

who in their right mind

[Itchywoolyjumper]

Loquace and JusticeCrab, please let me know where and when your going with these placards, I'm laughing myself into knots at the thought of our angry mob marching on Harley St shouting "the vagina is not a kitchen" and "stop weed wacking our pubes".

[giraffesCantGoFirstFooting]

I have one boob and eye slightly larger than the other and also one side of labia - I was randomly chatting to dp about it - wondering if it was all same side or not. Anyway I mentioned I used to get embarassed about it and he was horrified and said "no no no but all of you is just perfect"

I am far from perfect - but so is he. But to ME he is perfect because he is him.

If you think hmm I might not shag this person as they have a large labia then you probably shouldn;t be shagging them at all. Am I missing soemthing? Is sex not about that ultimate closeness and you just want to be with that person?

[Loquace]

please let me know where and when your going with these placards

I'll let you know when noegociations over fluffy bits out and proud/fluffy bits safetly ensconced in knickers (during the demo) are complete so we can move on to date/time/place discussions.

AIBU to insist that Fluffy Bits stay inside knickers ? Cos she is petitioning for a wash and blow dry with the intent to campain in her own right. Right Labia is quivering and trying to crawl inside Vagina for saftey, saying she doesn't want to open herself up to asthetics judging, while Left Labia, being the more radical feminsist of the two, is accusing her of collaborating with the patriarchy by not refusing to be cowed by socially constructed gender opression.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

Blimey Loquace that's one chatty vag

Imagines vag as special guest on Question Time.

[Loquace]

oh she is very opinionated.

Hmm question time. Is there an appearance fee ?

[PacificDogwood]

Loquace

giraffes, I cannot comment on your boobs, but your eyes are perfect of course. I have one upper eyelid slightly more droopy than the other (always have done, nought to do with age) and whenever I want to wind up DH, I threaten to see about having it 'corrected' - always makes him tell me how perfect I am ! Result.

Can a German-Scottish minge join the Big Fluffy Protest March??

[Somebodysomewhere]

I did think a few of the women on that link had labia that looked like it was very long and to me looked like it would get in the way/be sore under jeans. Maybe its just me..

[Loquace]

Big Fluffy Protest March welcomes all nations.

National dress (dreadlocks, cornrows with beads, Princess Leia plaitshells etc) encouraged.

Those representing middle England with "wash, set and comb out" adviced to bring little plastic hoods if rain is forecast.

[EnjoyResponsibly]

So how would this actually work.

We all rock up, dressed in national costume, fluffs tinted to colours of national flag, lay down whip off our keks and hoist our enormous, wordy placards.

PS has Big Fluffy become Mariah Furry?

[Loquace]

We all rock up, dressed in national costume, fluffs tinted to colours of national flag, lay down whip off our keks and hoist our enormous, wordy placards



I have found modern merkins for the baldies who wish to jion in but don't want frostbite of the LadyGarden

And special fluffy bits hairdye to reduce the number of Deeply Irritated Vaginas who had a bad reaction to an ill advised use of Clairol

Mariah Furry will be performing her new number one hit "The Emancipation of Muff-y".

(Ear plugs will be provided)

[giraffesCantGoFirstFooting]

Pacific I will show you my bombs next time I see you!!

[giraffesCantGoFirstFooting]

Boobs even! Ha!!

[PacificDogwood]

giraffes

May I just remark how this fred with its serious point, knowledgable posters and levity is a perfect example of what make MN unique amongst all fora forums chatrooms and I luff it muchly [wells up]

I am thinking <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=dirndl+cleavage&hl=en&sa=X&tbo=d&rls=p,com.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7DKUK_en-GB&biw=1440&bih=675&tbm=isch&tbnid=BmnJQVg8OnysaM:&imgrefurl=www.inmagine.com/fancrzs001/crzs0011512-photo&docid=qTJ7hN4i-U702M&imgurl=images.inmagine.com/img/fancy/fancrzs001/crzs0011512.jpg&w=400&h=263&ei=1lH8UNXiBfCb1AXGu4HYDA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=125&sig=112425982724633392407&page=1&tbnh=133&tbnw=210&start=0&ndsp=37&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:103&tx=107&ty=71" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">dirndl cleavage and kilt with dye-job underneath would be appropriate attire for the Big March, non?