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to think standards are slipping on MN?

214 replies

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 17:32

There are lols and huns creeping in.

And some of you aren't fucking swearing enough!

OP posts:
MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 19:31

I like Zombie's posting style (but only for Zombie).

OP posts:
Gruffy · 18/01/2013 19:31

"I normally just blow air out my nose with a bit more force"

^^ This.

scottishmummy · 18/01/2013 20:15

oh dear laqueen is firewall,stopping you talkin about all the luffly things
naice things like farrow &ball or naice hams
never bleddy mind

SnowLiviaMumsnet · 18/01/2013 20:24

Ahem.

ThePathanKhansWitch · 18/01/2013 20:30

Runs in with!!!!!!!!!!!

Esp for Mardy Grin

scottishmummy · 18/01/2013 20:31

don't run,it's rude
arrive,in exaggerated luvvy manner
think Kate winslett

bamboostalks · 18/01/2013 20:35

Can't stand fake swearing. Either say bloody or not at all. Why do people say bleddy? What is the bloody point of that?

Fakebook · 18/01/2013 20:36

Hun of all huns

ThePathanKhansWitch · 18/01/2013 20:38

Mwah, mwah thanks hun.xGrin

I thought all the lols, huns, were ironic on threads. They're not are they?

Oh the fucking horror.

GetOrf · 18/01/2013 20:38

I say lol.

But usually in context of 'lol at usual' or something.

Not like 'I went down to the shops and I nearly bought 2 packs of tampax instead of one lol' or somewhere else patently not funny.

I loathe the insane !!!!!!!!!!

And the 'fuck off to the far side of fuck' nonsense.

Yamyoid · 18/01/2013 20:41

ruby I was very entertained to read the exact "fuck the fuck off......" Insult on the crazy mil thread only yesterday.

Yamyoid · 18/01/2013 20:43

Still I didn't lol thought. In fact, that's the first time I've written it.

BarredfromhavingStella · 18/01/2013 20:44

Fuck right off you twatting cunt, I have never handed out a fucking hug in this fucking gin joint or nor do I ever fucking intend to.

scottishmummy · 18/01/2013 20:47

I dont do hugs
don do awww sweetheart
don't cutsey curse

Yamyoid · 18/01/2013 20:49

Not bleddy thought, though. For feck's sake.

Shaky · 18/01/2013 21:03

Ah, fuck off the lot of ya mizerbl cahs!!!!!!!

I just PMSWU (I just pissed myself washing up)

I laughed so hard a Pom bear just squirted out of my nose onto my keyboard.

Shaky · 18/01/2013 21:30

I just killed the thread. Soz Blush

SilentSplendidSun · 18/01/2013 21:36

I'll give the kiss of life, Shaky- There you go...

Well, what did you expect? MN is a hotbed of wit and talent and fun, not really, its a cesspit. It was eventually bound to attract OTHERS. Y'know, from over there... With their huns. And hugs.

usualsuspect · 18/01/2013 21:40

I say bleddy a lot in RL, it's a midlands thing.

So fuck off with your bleddy dissing.

innit.

wannabeamillionaire · 18/01/2013 21:42

And then u have the long term who think they can say what they like and not offend....... News for u oldies u do fecking offend .

usualsuspect · 18/01/2013 21:44

Soz.

scottishmummy · 18/01/2013 21:53

bleddy as how you pronounce bloody?that's pronunciation
bleddy online is cutsey wutsey

Arthurfowlersallotment · 18/01/2013 22:02

I liked the B

Arthurfowlersallotment · 18/01/2013 22:06

Aaaaarrrgh

...Boots parenting club on FB. I have to admit I am stunned at how fucking stupid the posts are.

Boots will ask, for example: 'what's your favourite part of being a parent?' And a typical response will be 'I luv mi lil bubz he's my wurld n my hubz. Luv ya bth babes xxxxxxoooooo'

Drives me up the fucking wall yet strangely compelling.

AlexReidsLonelyBraincell · 18/01/2013 22:10

Having a ham sandwich lol

Had a root canal and double molar extraction lol

RIP Auntie Bertha luvs ya 4eva Lol

I had somebody on Facebook who posted lots and lots of the above types of status. She's lovely in real life, but I hid her. LOL, spray, snort. ect