to think standards are slipping on MN?

[MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne]

There are lols and huns creeping in.

And some of you aren't fucking swearing enough!

[MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne]

I like Zombie's posting style (but only for Zombie).

[Gruffy]

"I normally just blow air out my nose with a bit more force"

^^ This.

[scottishmummy]

oh dear laqueen is firewall,stopping you talkin about all the luffly things
naice things like farrow &ball or naice hams
never bleddy mind

[SnowLiviaMumsnet]

Ahem.

[ThePathanKhansWitch]

Runs in with!!!!!!!!!!!

Esp for Mardy

[scottishmummy]

don't run,it's rude
arrive,in exaggerated luvvy manner
think Kate winslett

[bamboostalks]

Can't stand fake swearing. Either say bloody or not at all. Why do people say bleddy? What is the bloody point of that?

[Fakebook]

Hun of all huns

[ThePathanKhansWitch]

Mwah, mwah thanks hun.x

I thought all the lols, huns, were ironic on threads. They're not are they?

Oh the fucking horror.

[GetOrf]

I say lol.

But usually in context of 'lol at usual' or something.

Not like 'I went down to the shops and I nearly bought 2 packs of tampax instead of one lol' or somewhere else patently not funny.

I loathe the insane !!!!!!!!!!

And the 'fuck off to the far side of fuck' nonsense.

[Yamyoid]

ruby I was very entertained to read the exact "fuck the fuck off......" Insult on the crazy mil thread only yesterday.

[Yamyoid]

Still I didn't lol thought. In fact, that's the first time I've written it.

[BarredfromhavingStella]

Fuck right off you twatting cunt, I have never handed out a fucking hug in this fucking gin joint or nor do I ever fucking intend to.

[scottishmummy]

I dont do hugs
don do awww sweetheart
don't cutsey curse

[Yamyoid]

Not bleddy thought, though. For feck's sake.

[Shaky]

Ah, fuck off the lot of ya mizerbl cahs!!!!!!!

I just PMSWU (I just pissed myself washing up)

I laughed so hard a Pom bear just squirted out of my nose onto my keyboard.

[Shaky]

I just killed the thread. Soz

[SilentSplendidSun]

I'll give the kiss of life, Shaky- There you go...

Well, what did you expect? MN is a hotbed of wit and talent and fun, not really, its a cesspit. It was eventually bound to attract OTHERS. Y'know, from over there... With their huns. And hugs.

[usualsuspect]

I say bleddy a lot in RL, it's a midlands thing.

So fuck off with your bleddy dissing.

innit.

[wannabeamillionaire]

And then u have the long term who think they can say what they like and not offend....... News for u oldies u do fecking offend .

[usualsuspect]

Soz.

[scottishmummy]

bleddy as how you pronounce bloody?that's pronunciation
bleddy online is cutsey wutsey

[Arthurfowlersallotment]

I liked the B

[Arthurfowlersallotment]

Aaaaarrrgh

...Boots parenting club on FB. I have to admit I am stunned at how fucking stupid the posts are.

Boots will ask, for example: 'what's your favourite part of being a parent?' And a typical response will be 'I luv mi lil bubz he's my wurld n my hubz. Luv ya bth babes xxxxxxoooooo'

Drives me up the fucking wall yet strangely compelling.

[AlexReidsLonelyBraincell]

Having a ham sandwich lol

Had a root canal and double molar extraction lol

RIP Auntie Bertha luvs ya 4eva Lol

I had somebody on Facebook who posted lots and lots of the above types of status. She's lovely in real life, but I hid her. LOL, spray, snort. ect