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to think standards are slipping on MN?

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 17:32

There are lols and huns creeping in.

And some of you aren't fucking swearing enough!

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 17:47

What are you doing in the bath with an electronic device Mike. Remember what happened to Ken Barlow's first wife.

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ThePathanKhansWitch · 18/01/2013 17:49

Aww Mardy hun, you make lol! x

scottishmummy · 18/01/2013 17:49

lol on mn doesn't bother me
the exaggerated I just peed myself, that's just pure brown nose youse sooo funny
if you leak wee reading mn you need to do pelvic floor muscles

MikeLitoris · 18/01/2013 17:49

My mum insists on sending texts with LOL at the end and I cannot resist the urge to shout LOL!! In my head.

I may smash my phone in rage one day.

SirBoobAlot · 18/01/2013 17:49

Tha txt spk iz soooooo kool lol lol rofl pmsl... Etc.

Actually text speak hurts my brain.

Lack of paragraphs does similar.

Wonder if we could start an assessment to join MN? If you fail you have to join nethuns go elsewhere.

HoneyDragon · 18/01/2013 17:50
usualsuspect · 18/01/2013 17:50

I hate all the 'I just spat my tea over the keyboard' bollocks TBH.

Err. no you didn't.

Lulz.

MikeLitoris · 18/01/2013 17:51

mardy I'm safe. My phone is in a *ziploc freezer bag LOL!

*top tip courtesy of MN.

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WifeofPie · 18/01/2013 17:51

Lol at Ken Barlow's first wife. I forgot about that.

ToeCap · 18/01/2013 17:52

Bunch of cunts the lot of yer!

WifeofPie · 18/01/2013 17:54

I actually do often spit wine tea all over my keyboard. I have a sensitive laugh reflex Sad.

Wolfiefan · 18/01/2013 17:54

A bunch is actually the correct collective noun for a group of cunts.
It's true!

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 17:54

I agree with you scottishmummy and usual. In fact, I once started a mardy thread asking people if they were really spitting and pissing themselves.

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MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 17:55

Don't you fucking lol at Ken's wife.

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Tigerbomb · 18/01/2013 17:56

Some of the classics make me less lol and more of a laugh like mutley

It's all gone to fuckries with the huns, text speak and lolling

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 18/01/2013 17:57

Who made you the fucking thread police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your getting on my tit's !!!!!!!!!!!! woteva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tigerbomb · 18/01/2013 17:57

MikeLitoris My mom does that - but she thinks it short for lots of love

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 18/01/2013 17:57
usualsuspect · 18/01/2013 17:58

There are a lot of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! around.

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 17:58

And as for the fucking multiple exclamation marks. Fucking attention seeking if you ask me. Wink

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WifeofPie · 18/01/2013 17:59

If you must know, I also do frequently actually PMSL. I have a faulty piss reflex forgot to do my kegels Sad.

RubyGates · 18/01/2013 17:59

I haven't seen a good "Fuck off to the far side of fuck, and when you get there, fuck off some more" for aaaaaaaaaages. Sad

wewereherefirst · 18/01/2013 17:59

LAWL.

MardyBraWouldDoEddieRedmayne · 18/01/2013 17:59

Is that a ironic grocer's apostrophe Chaz

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