To think that when you register with mumsnet, you should have to give your credit card details

[HecateWhoopass]

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

HecateWhoopass >
^One, two, three.
Well done for making up a, great big pile of crap
You wasted all of our time
Why are you thick and spiteful
So very thick and spiteful
And a total waste of ski-i-in
Skin!^

Hecate - are you Morrissey?

YANBU.

A suggestion for MNHQ. If a really gripping thread turns out to be started by a troll, rather than deleting it, could you just turn the whole thing a lurid shade of green?
Because quite often the other posters have responded in good faith and made some really useful suggestions, and it seems a shame to lose them all.

Good song!

Manictigger - yes. It is

Morrissey. I certainly hope not

£250 would pay for will.i.am to turn that song into a massive hit. Probably.