To think that when you register with mumsnet, you should have to give your credit card details

[HecateWhoopass]

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

omeoe pm me! Or was it the forceps one?

Verbally sort of rhymes with hyperbole.

Ah, Damn language.

I am still in favour of a troll tax!

BeerTricksPotter - I do have my moments.

Turdus - is it not the crazy MIL thread? It reached the max number of posts. There's a related, new one though...

Oh no...seems it has been deleted. I now see what you meant. Oops.

Maybe there could be some kind of compensation scheme. Bitch kept me up all night - I deserve a bottle of gin as payment for my time. I approve of your plan.

I volunteer to help start this new system. You can all pm me your credit card details now.

My bedtime song was a troll song.

I can only remember the end. When my mum would back out of the room, singing "I'm a big, bad troll and I'm mean. I don't mean maybe. I'm a big, bad troll and I'm mean. You'd better believe it. I'm a big, bad troll and Iiiiiiiiii'm meeeeeeeeeeeeeean."

with jazz hands.

I remember the jazz hands.

I never stood a chance of being normal

I think after they have been outed they should be allowed a final post, in that post they must admit to who they are and what it is that is 'not all it seems'
I need to know!

I would be quite happy to make a small donation to Mumsnet purely based on two things: ALL the threads in the Classics section and a particular thread last night (with a follow up thread this morning), was lucky enough to be around to read entirety of both before they vanished, proper good armchair reading.

can we have smaller fines for other crimes. Like mentioning boiling ham in coke for the bajillionth time etc?

Fines? People need shooting for boiling ham in coke!

If she hadn't been a tool it would have you have gone into classics as an example on how not to be a MIL.

And brilliant idea hec!

Troll dammit!

Tool works as well

What would MNHQ do with the £250?

Increase server space, Vis

No.
Pay me to go round.
I said.

Keyboard up arse time.

Brilliant idea.

MNHQ could use the money as a carrot-and-stick system, so if you report dubious threads nicely to HQ and stop commenting on the thread, you get a cash prize. But if you don't report and get your amateur Poirot on, you get a deduction.

If it turns out to be a repeatedly-banned troll and you're instrumental in reporting it, you get the jackpot.

hyperbole rhymes with trolley which is very apt :)

The thought of Hecate coming roune to do unspeakable things with a keyboard should be enough to put anybody off trolling, nevermind the 250 quid

Would somebody kindly direct me to the new MiL thread? Purleeze? I am agog and fascinated by that whole thing...

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