To think that when you register with mumsnet, you should have to give your credit card details

[HecateWhoopass]

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

Ah, I just realised that too . Thanks, Murder.
It was car-crash internetting, that was

I can be on the home page with my beefy arms folded and a 'well ard' look on my face.

I swear there is another one just starting

By the same poster, RC? Really?!?! Talk about cheeky!

No, someone else. I can't quite put my finger on it but I smell a rat.

Link?

pm

Hahahaha best x post ever!

Ha - I think I just spotted your sockpuppet Hec

Forget that, it doesn't make any sense at all, - it did in my head for a moment but not now.

Ignore me.

Hahaha, funniest part is my old username used to be one of the goddess Hecate's companions!

::cough::PM?::cough::

high-PER-B'lay. Where I come from.

Rhymes with ...errr Patti Boulaye?

high per b'lee where I'm from.

so, erm.

me, free, see, pee.

Or

One, two, three.
Well done for making up a, great big pile of crap
You wasted all of our time
Why are you thick and spiteful
So very thick and spiteful
And a total waste of ski-i-in
Skin!

Bonkers. You surpassed yourself this time Hec

for the barbershop quartet song (TeWi started it!), the thread, or both?

Am I being thick? I really don't understand trolling. Is it when someone completely makes things up? Like they moan about their mother in law & don't have one or say they're a mummy & are really a daddy? If it is, I have no idea why someone would do that. Weirdos. X

Yes.

Weirdos.

that's why they do it.

troll description, click here

Ha ha! Thanks hecatewhoopass - much clearer now. I've definitely spotted some of those on here. X

Sounds good Hec, but would you do it for £200 - the other £50 to go towards the Woolley Hugs Projects :)

Oh - and after you've inserted the keyboard, could you please shoot them - ta x

Some posters deserve to be trolled.

I didnt used to much mind trolls, if they were harmless enough.
But they seem to be breeding.

heartharmony.com.au/blog/2012/09/03/psychology-trolls-trolling/

in case anyone is interested.

I may have started it but yours was better, Hec

Ahem:

Stop being a troll, Stop being a troll
It's getting really boring if truth be told
You see we click on links with glee,
Looking for lovely hyperbole
And end up with with some sick fucks poosplosion faaantaaaasy
So stop being a troll, stop being a troll
Or we'll take steps to correct your wonky soul
We'll fine you two hundred and fifty squidoodles
That's some for hugs, fluffy as poodles
And the rest, our dearest Hec
will use to stretch your neck
...if you're luuuccckkkyyyy!