To think that when you register with mumsnet, you should have to give your credit card details

[HecateWhoopass]

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

pmsl

Who has been trolling today?

Haha...good idea. Or just charge 10 packs of to your card and have them delivered to your house.

I can't tell you specifics, SPB, cos then MNHQ will delete the thread and tbh, I want to get the job.

maybe they should just charge 50p a post then we will know if the person saying they have savings of 50k and 3 hoildays a year are stretching the truth a wee bit.

what about hiring a barber shop quartet to sing said member a doorstep dirty?

"stop being a troll, stop being a troll,
no one wants to hear you jerk off to hyperbole,
Stop being a troll, troll, troll!"

*ditty not dirty. We don't want more Poo troll posts.

I used to work for someone who an ill mannered prick was notoriously unreliable about getting back to people and someone did actually send over a singing telegram to make him phone back. Classy.

Doorstep dirty is very MN, moreso than ditty!

I read the op at the same time as sipping a coffee Not a good move.....

Love the idea though

I nominate Hecate for the job, on the condition we get updates during call outs

@HecateWhoopass

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

I was quite excited to stumble across a thread by the famous pooh troll I kept missing them

I was quite excited to stumble across a thread by the famous pooh troll I kept missing them

Hyperbole doesn't rhyme with troll does it?

God no WAY! Another parenting forum I used to be on, introduced subs and then decided to close it down - no refunds as far as I can remember!

I live for the threads that turn out to be a load of old nonsense

It nearly does if you regard the 'e' as a magic 'e'.

Wholeheartedly agree

Though I went away for an hour to rearrange some antenatel appointments and I missed what went on after page 6. Bugger.

I don't know, I'm an immigrant, when I read it it looks like you'd say bowl?

Is this the right place to ask for a (very discreet and within-the-rules) update on an uber-busy thread that recently disappeared?

I don't think hyperbole rhymes with anything much. Or does it?

A pooh troll?! is it as bad as it sounds?

I always miss the Pooh troll..
You evil genius Hec.

Hi - per - buh - lee is what I'd say.