To think that when you register with mumsnet, you should have to give your credit card details

[HecateWhoopass]

and then, if it turns out you're a lying, pisstaking, attention seeking troll, mnhq should debit your card £250 and pay someone to come round to your house and shove your keyboard right up your arse?

well?

[Eskino]

£250 would pay for will.i.am to turn that song into a massive hit. Probably.

[HecateWhoopass]

Good song!

Manictigger - yes. It is

Morrissey. I certainly hope not

[choccyp1g]

A suggestion for MNHQ. If a really gripping thread turns out to be started by a troll, rather than deleting it, could you just turn the whole thing a lurid shade of green?
Because quite often the other posters have responded in good faith and made some really useful suggestions, and it seems a shame to lose them all.

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

YANBU.

[MsTakenidentity]

HecateWhoopass >
^One, two, three.
Well done for making up a, great big pile of crap
You wasted all of our time
Why are you thick and spiteful
So very thick and spiteful
And a total waste of ski-i-in
Skin!^

Hecate - are you Morrissey?

[TeWiSavesTheDay]

I may have started it but yours was better, Hec

Ahem:

Stop being a troll, Stop being a troll
It's getting really boring if truth be told
You see we click on links with glee,
Looking for lovely hyperbole
And end up with with some sick fucks poosplosion faaantaaaasy
So stop being a troll, stop being a troll
Or we'll take steps to correct your wonky soul
We'll fine you two hundred and fifty squidoodles
That's some for hugs, fluffy as poodles
And the rest, our dearest Hec
will use to stretch your neck
...if you're luuuccckkkyyyy!

[amillionyears]

heartharmony.com.au/blog/2012/09/03/psychology-trolls-trolling/

in case anyone is interested.

[amillionyears]

I didnt used to much mind trolls, if they were harmless enough.
But they seem to be breeding.

[lovelyladuree]

Some posters deserve to be trolled.

[ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee]

Oh - and after you've inserted the keyboard, could you please shoot them - ta x

[ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee]

Sounds good Hec, but would you do it for £200 - the other £50 to go towards the Woolley Hugs Projects :)

[YorkshireDeb]

Ha ha! Thanks hecatewhoopass - much clearer now. I've definitely spotted some of those on here. X

[HecateWhoopass]

Yes.

Weirdos.

that's why they do it.

troll description, click here

[YorkshireDeb]

Am I being thick? I really don't understand trolling. Is it when someone completely makes things up? Like they moan about their mother in law & don't have one or say they're a mummy & are really a daddy? If it is, I have no idea why someone would do that. Weirdos. X

[HecateWhoopass]

for the barbershop quartet song (TeWi started it!), the thread, or both?

[Eskino]

Bonkers. You surpassed yourself this time Hec

[HecateWhoopass]

high per b'lee where I'm from.

so, erm.

me, free, see, pee.

Or

One, two, three.
Well done for making up a, great big pile of crap
You wasted all of our time
Why are you thick and spiteful
So very thick and spiteful
And a total waste of ski-i-in
Skin!

[Eskino]

high-PER-B'lay. Where I come from.

Rhymes with ...errr Patti Boulaye?

[Tee2072]

::cough::PM?::cough::

[MurderOfGoths]

Hahaha, funniest part is my old username used to be one of the goddess Hecate's companions!

[Fenton]

Forget that, it doesn't make any sense at all, - it did in my head for a moment but not now.

Ignore me.

[Fenton]

Ha - I think I just spotted your sockpuppet Hec

[HecateWhoopass]

Hahahaha best x post ever!

[HecateWhoopass]

pm

[MurderOfGoths]

Link?