...to have exacted my revenge in this way? <lighthearted>

[nevermindthecrocodiles]

In bed last night, DP patted my leg and went "Oooh, you're so...FLESHY" he saw my face and tried to backpedal. "No, I mean you're just lovely and squishy!" Still then tried to save himself with "Soft! Nice and soft!" Grrrr. I then went to sleep in a massive huff

This morning, in an obvious attempt to get back in my good books, he offered to pop to boots in his lunch break to pick bits and bobs up, and asked if there was anything he could get me - I said shower gel, soap, cotton wool pads....and a mooncup.

"Wait...what's a mooncup?"

"It's a brilliant type of hair product...get the assistant to show you where it is. Oh, and ask for a quick demo as well - just to be sure about how to use it"

When he left I was sniggering away...now I'm feeling slightly guilty. That was a bit too mean wasn't it?! But I'm NOT fleshy. Or squishy. I do have nice soft skin though

That is truly evil .

Excellent! Can't wait to hear what happens!

Your an evil genius!

I may have to toddle off to boots and spy to see what happens....but what if he saw me?! I am actually a horrible person. I may need a creme egg to calm down.

Brilliant! If only you could ask boots for their cctv footage of the day so you could watch it back.

Hahaha! I love it

You have to tell us which boots cos if its near me I want to go and watch!!

That is so funny! You are evil OP .

Pleeeease update us!

Shamelessly marking my place :)

Shamelessly marking my place. That was pure genius and I'm actually hoping my dh does something offensive to me soon so I can exact similar revenge - how wrong is that?

Ok. DPs lunch is 12.30 - 1.30 normally....going to hide myself in boots and SPY. Quick question: whereabouts in boots would be best to hide do we think?!

Well normally I would say the best place to hide form a man in boots would be the sanitary towel/tampon isle buuuutttt maybe not...

Mwah ha ha, that's brilliant!

Muhahaha, love it!

I'm here! (Well have been for a little while, but I had to hide!) and I can seeeee DP! Heehee! Oh the excitement!

:)

Oh my god you are my new hero

I wish I could watch

Oh I wish I was there!!!

Cannot wait to find out what happens ....

Awww? Your poor DP. Squishy is a compliment. It means your all cuddly not fat cuddly but yummy cuddly.

I'm feeling a bit sorry for your DH. He obviously thinks you are gorgeous, he tells that he loves your body and you get in a huff and torture him Boots.

All because you can't take a compliment.

Oh dear...that was wonderful and yet also appalling. DP asked a (male) assistant who looked about 12 about mooncups...said child then, as they walked towards the shelf put HIS LEG IN THE AIR and mimed thrusting an invisible something into his ahem front bottom with his hand.

Both horrified and admiring of his superior knowledge of sanitary products. DP, on the other hand, looked bemused and revolted...and then when he was handed the mooncup box he threw it back at the poor boy and ran out of the shop!! Hahaha

Oh dear, I'm quite exhausted with the hilarious-ness of my day thus far!

I love this.