...to have exacted my revenge in this way? <lighthearted>

[nevermindthecrocodiles]

In bed last night, DP patted my leg and went "Oooh, you're so...FLESHY" he saw my face and tried to backpedal. "No, I mean you're just lovely and squishy!" Still then tried to save himself with "Soft! Nice and soft!" Grrrr. I then went to sleep in a massive huff

This morning, in an obvious attempt to get back in my good books, he offered to pop to boots in his lunch break to pick bits and bobs up, and asked if there was anything he could get me - I said shower gel, soap, cotton wool pads....and a mooncup.

"Wait...what's a mooncup?"

"It's a brilliant type of hair product...get the assistant to show you where it is. Oh, and ask for a quick demo as well - just to be sure about how to use it"

When he left I was sniggering away...now I'm feeling slightly guilty. That was a bit too mean wasn't it?! But I'm NOT fleshy. Or squishy. I do have nice soft skin though

Thank you again, this time I read your posts out to DD and DH, best laugh they've had in ages.
Maybe you could make the spares into earrings.

Brilliant! I am storing this away in my head to exact revenge on my DH at some point!

If he's a real man, get him to take the two extras back to Boots

Hahahahaha! That is brilliant!

Fantastic

Dp did something similar to his workmate recently. He dared him to buy nipple cream ( he's obviously still traumatised by the mortification of having to buy it for me when dd was tiny!)

The poor man went to the supermarket and couldn't find any but didn't want to lose the dare so asked a staff member. The teenage boy he asked was so flustered at the request he called a manager over and dps mate had to explain to both of them he wanted nipple cream, abd I quote 'for when I work out and my nipples get sore' (imagine this being mimed to you by a 6'4 polish man built like a brick shit house). After much miming and confusion he finally escaped (sans nipple cream) and had to go back to work, not only having lost the bet but having come to the realisation that he'd chosen to do this in the supermarket he shops at with his girlfriend! No way the staff were going to forget him