To wonder how sex can be "unnatural"? TMI alert

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Been with DP just over 12 months, we only ever have sex in the missionary position. I have tried to instigate other things but he somehow manages to veto them.
Normally I sleep in his arms but last night I wanted more space and turned over to sleep. DP snuggled in to the back of me and used this as a perfect opportunity to take control and put DPs thing in from behind. It wasn't going particularly well but DP didn't move away. But just as it seemed to be getting in the right place DC woke up and needed tending to.
When I returned, DP got on top as usual and said "this is better, that other way was unnatural"

OldMac..is that meant to be helpful ?

You need to have a really frank and honest discussion about this. Don't lie - be totally honest or you will be miserable.

no. I'm not sure how to help with this one. So I though a little joke might be in order

many a true word is spoken in jest you know

oh

erm..

oh dear..

look, if you are having communication problems, why not try a little humour

hows that AF ?

I expect it depends on if you think JS and GG are appropriate subjects for injecting humour into one's own sex life

me ? not so much....

Is it your birthday soon (it's valentine's soon!). Tell him you want it doggy style for your birthday.

Or, you know, just say, 'can we try this way, I don't want us to get stuck in a rut?'.

I think any discussion has to be done out of thr bedroom before you both get naked.

old- hilarious !
hows that funny?

Well, I had fab sec this evening anyway. We did it in at least four different positions oh and bumsex

*sex! Damned iPhone!

Buy some porn.

Or if he can't cope with that then 'Game of Thrones' might give him some ideas.

Is he RC by any chance, or is it just his age. YOu said married for 20 years, single for 5 and 12 with you so 37 - if he got marries at 20 = 57.

At that age he would probably not have got any other message from films or literature.

Treat your self to a sex toy, something like an egg vibrator that doesn't look like a penis substitut and invite him to watch you use it, or use it when you are in the missionary position.

12 months not year. Good god imagine that!

I think from missionary to sex toy might be a little too much!

You do need to have a frank chat, as 90% of men are probably better in bed than this guy. It sounds like he has some moral issue with anything other than missionary, which is a silly thing to believe, so do tackle(!) this with him before it gets out of hand.

If he enjoys kissing and cuddling, but always moves straight to sex, then try kissing and cuddling somewhere more public where he won't strip down straight away. (Cinema, perhaps?)

You need a frank chat with him - his attitude is seriously weird!