Lol at johnnycakes.
I agree with you OP, I would be furious if my dd started hanging around with a strangely mid-30s looking initerant hotel worker chancer when on holiday.
Also The Lost Boys. The bit where Corey Haim says to Jason Patric something like 'omg you're a vampire, mum's gonna KILL you'. I am that mum.
I used to think that the big brother in Goonies was a MEANIE when I was young, and now I just fancy the arse off him. So perhaps I have not matured that much.