to think its a bit off that the school insist kids have a cooked Christmas lunch, which I have to pay for and provide the veg?'

[Hippocrocopig]

Just as the title says really!

And to add insult to injury ds point blank refuses to eat it and packed lunches banned for the day.

When did i ever say i was gonna sue the sodding school, are you a total idiot, and im sick of repeating myself, i was really pissed off that day, but then im sure you never are pissed, my daughters name is in everything she owns, did you not read that bit, i worked out on saturday morning i shouldnt have posted, but your incessant precious child routine has pissed me right off.

Peace and love

Can we not ignore Trueblood?

We can talk about scones?

or

Why ds's Xmas dinner at school should not go Boing! due to crap forks?

or

Whether Santa has back hair?

I give up on this threat so much deleted.

Sorry Olivia, just fed up with Trueblood.

Layers are in the fridge now. I'm licking custard butter cream of the K-Beater as I type

Going anywhere nice for your holidays this year?

I'm just ecstatic that DS2 is actually EATING his roast Christmas dinner at school this year. At 2yo, he would only eat a yorkshire pudding from a roast meal. That's it. It's taken 4 long years of slowly working our way towards now, where he will actually eat turkey, roast potatoes, green beans, yorkshire pudding (yes, I know but as far as he is concerned, they belong with EVERY kind of roast! ), and sometimes cooked peas or raw carrots (he won't eat them cooked). So big old happy dance for us on that count!

He likes scones with raisins in them. And I have no idea whether Santa has back hair.

@TheHoneyDragonsDrunkInTheIvy

Layers are in the fridge now. I'm licking custard butter cream of the K-Beater as I type

Going anywhere nice for your holidays this year?

ooh how do you make custard butter cream?
yum

If he does i wouldnt wanna be the one to give him a back, sack and crack wax.

HoneyDragon I share your disgust about the cutlery. Why did they change to plastic for Christmas?

Is one of the staff on the board of a plastic cutlery manufacturer? Inquiring minds wish to know!

Its wot Nigella uses in her knock it up whilst swishing her shiny hair birthday cake.

here Ignore the bit about getting her pal Jane Asher to do her dc's cakes. It will only make you want to punch her.

MrsFlibble me neither. You wouldn't know where to stop and might get the beard.

The actual cake is nice too.

send the food you want to send in and don't pass comment in the morning.

It does seem a bit odd to use plastic if they already have regular cutlery there. Just seems an unnecessary added expense, doesn't it?

Jessie I was actually really cross when ds told me , it's such a waste for one thing, particularly for an eco school, and who wants to eat a roast dinner off a paper plate?

who wants to eat a roast dinner off a paper plate

A roast dinner with no gravy, well that sucks.