'blardy', 'fark', 'feck', 'vair' and other twattish tweeisms

[LoopsInHoops]

Just say the bloody work for fuck's sake. AIBU to want to stab stab STAB people who use these twattish tweeisms?

YANBU

Totes

RAAAAAAAHHHHHH

As usual, MN law applies: typos in an OP complaining about language.

Feck is vernacular not twee.

YABVairU.

People will come on and say "feck" isn't the same as "fuck", so I will allow feck. Just.

Bleddy, vair, fark can all fark off.

Also, I'm fairly sure "tweeism" is not a word.

HTH

Totes

YANBU however I have resorted to the use of "Frelling/Frell" instead of fucking/fuck with another pair of small ears on the way I have to reel myself in somehow and this is a suitably geeky way of doing so. to any fellow geeks who know where its from.

I always feel quite self concious if I say feck/fark though I'm far too rough to be twee

It's the rage, tee. Compulsive typing compelled by the rage.

I personally use frack when I do not use fuck.

it woypuld be a vair naice idea to ban such words.

YANBU

I guess it makes people feel like they belong.

U R bein vair totes unreas for fluffs sake

Woypuld ..? No fecking Idea on that one ...

I think they are useful for conveying a jokey tone.

Bloody could sound furious, whereas blardy sounds a bit peeved at something fairly trivial.

Feck off telling us we can't use feck. It's a proper fecking word. People who lump this in with the others are feckers.

I think you're totes hilares.

None of the tweeisms make me go stabby stab stab.

It's just the mumsnet version of gangsta talk, innit.

"what the actual Jeff" is the one that makes my hair stand on end.

Say what you farking mean gwendoline don't go pussyfooting about.

I love Feck, I'ts very Irish and Father Ted.
Vair is usually used in the same way as naice, just people writing ''posh', which I also find funny.
If you want to swear on Mn you can, you fucking cunt , but if you don't then fair enough.
I don't think it's twee at all.

Am I allowed to cause great pain to anyone caught using the word 'amazeballs'?

Please?

Feck is NOT a milder version of fuck. Leave it the feck alone!

My new years resolution will be to tell people to fuck off.

Or flock off

Is 'feck' a word? What does it mean?

'Jeff' also makes me see red.

Don't be such a carnt (as ujsed by my Ozzie friend)