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'blardy', 'fark', 'feck', 'vair' and other twattish tweeisms

149 replies

LoopsInHoops · 08/12/2012 11:37

Just say the bloody work for fuck's sake. AIBU to want to stab stab STAB people who use these twattish tweeisms?

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scottishmummy · 08/12/2012 11:54

I hate the cutesy wutsey things the lufflys say.cringey twee mc
but then I dont think the lufflys have a big range or much going on upstairs
except maybe vairy naice ham

Labootin · 08/12/2012 11:56

Scottishmommy I luffs you

Labootin · 08/12/2012 11:57

Oh and girl crush

It's like the new lipstick lesbian term

You can't admire someone anymore

Squeeee

scottishmummy · 08/12/2012 11:59

I imagine the lufflys as nice but dim
preoccupied by schools,Farrow and ball,and house prices
bet they think anthea turner is queen luffly and vairy pretty

KenDoddsDadsDog · 08/12/2012 12:06

Feck

scottishmummy · 08/12/2012 12:09

girl crush is such a brown nose thing to say
sluuuuuuuurp its so obsequious
and yes i imagine lufflys saying they have girl crushes on each other

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells · 08/12/2012 12:12

I tell my dog he's a lufflywufflywoodle Blush

WhataSook · 08/12/2012 12:14

Naice boils my blood

BellaVita · 08/12/2012 12:14

Shirrup being moany!

Who cares eh? Well obviously you do... But to be honest I couldn't give a flying fuck.

GothAnneGeddes · 08/12/2012 12:16

YANBU! It is very annoying.

scottishmummy · 08/12/2012 12:18

lufflys won't notice this thread they only notice naice ham,11plus and s&b threads

ceres · 08/12/2012 12:18

feck is a mild irish swear word. in fact it hardly counts as swearing at all. it is a completely different word to fuck.

it is neither twattish nor twee.

i do find it strange to hear non-irish people use feck.it doesn't particularly bother me, it just sounds a bit odd to my ears and i suppose it makes me wonder where and how they picked it up.

zookeeper · 08/12/2012 12:20

Feck isn't twee! It's fab.

I hate "woo" and meh". They're fucking annoying words Grin

OstrichSizedToLapland · 08/12/2012 12:22

Feckity feck.

scottishmummy · 08/12/2012 12:23

hate fanjo,norks.once read fight over origins of nork,someone claiming their word.someone also disputing no local colloquialism

StockingFilly · 08/12/2012 12:24

You bunch of fecking misery guts

RudeolfsHappyFlapper · 08/12/2012 12:27

queen I'll have some frelling Wine while I pop my Farscape Dvd on Xmas Wink

scottishmummy · 08/12/2012 12:30

lets add quiche to the llst,is youse in ma quiche
followed by sluurp and girl crush proclamations

JaquelineHyOnChristmasSpirit · 08/12/2012 12:32

I use blardy but I also use cunt a lot! Does that still make me twee?

I love these threads where some posters claim superiority over all other posters who aren't exactly like them. It make me feel all warm inside Hmm

scottishmummy · 08/12/2012 12:33

wind your neck in no one claiming superiority its bit of needle over who says what

FarelyKnuts · 08/12/2012 12:40

stancarey.wordpress.com/2012/09/12/the-meanings-and-origins-of-feck/#more-13141

feck is not fuck :)

LoopsInHoops · 08/12/2012 12:40

I'm not saying my use of bloody fucking cunt is superior to anyone's bleddy fecking cant (or whatever), just that the latter makes me want to stab them. That make you feel all warm inside? Xmas Grin

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LoopsInHoops · 08/12/2012 12:42

Thanks for the fecking links. Didn't realise it was any different from 'fark'. Thought someone too afraid to swear invented it to be mildly cross yet socially acceptable with their yummy friends.

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GwendolineMaryLacedwithBrandy · 08/12/2012 12:42

Father Ted is wholly to blame for everyone using feck ceres. Before then I never heard it over here.

The difference is that it's not used correctly here. You never hear anyone English fecking something out.