'blardy', 'fark', 'feck', 'vair' and other twattish tweeisms

[LoopsInHoops]

Just say the bloody work for fuck's sake. AIBU to want to stab stab STAB people who use these twattish tweeisms?

Have to say I do "blimey" as an opening.

Are you me - well obviously not you twit

"I'm going to be a bit judgemental here" - no shit sherlock you "perfect" bastard.

Yeah, OP should flip off. Motherflipper.

I don't snog random people on the internet, in fact i don't snog friends in real life due to me being cold

Lovey "snogs" are stupid and twee.

Don't even get me going on air kisses.

Dolphins now

I like monkey world on the telly.

Language undergoes lexical shift over time.

YABU

agree with all of the above. hate hate hate luffly, vair, hoikey (ffs, it's not remotely funny), jeff (wtf??), crusty bread/fresh rolls/market vegetables. (am going slightly off here but reallly blooooody irritating)

Oh you're not BU at all. I detest feck, blardy et al and especially the f*ing asterisks.

But I do like "vair" and "naice" as they are of the piss-taking variety, which I like vair much.

So, what is it you like about Mumsnet?

I must claim exemption for feck - it's an Irish thing. And 'blimey' is one of my 'pre-watershed things it's ok for DD to repeat incessantly' words, so that's OK too.

"I was just a bit sick in my mouth"; "a little bit of wee came out" - oh for fuck's (fack's?) sake, are you five?

Can't be doing with snogs, luffs or "I think I'm a little bit in love with ". I suspect we're all over 13 here.

I fecking hate 'fook' or 'fooking'. Fuck off.

InExitCelsisDeo Sat 08-Dec-12 22:54:21 So, what is it you like about Mumsnet?

Most everything else. Is it just MN that uses these stupid tweeisms? Is it a defining feature of MN? Must one dislike the whole website if one dislikes this?

Oh I don't know, it is just many of the things you hate seem to me to be the defining things of Mumsnet, on a day to day basis. Or maybe I just hang around on the twee threads.

[ftwee]

Hate 'I Luffs'

That is my number one.

Closely followed by 'Gawjuss'

There are a couple of posters who use these quite often.

I think it is meant ironically... or something...

They sound like schoolgirl queenbees.

I do hate the ' snorting tea thing ' sorry.

Does anybody really say gawjuss on here

Hate gavel. And natch.

Not arsed about much else.

But Everlong - I luffs you dearly.

I'm very of you too my dear

Oops. Mist the word fond out!

Oh Jesus I'm drunk!

Missed. Missed not mist!

Go to bed woman!

Goodnight!

Feck/fecking/fecker are Irish and perfecktly acceptable (unless you are my mother).

Feck/fecking/fecker are Irish and perfecktly acceptable

Indeed. My Irish grandmother used the word all the time. I shall continue to do so too.