To think maybe we don't fit in?

[MadameOneSword]

I think I'm definitely an outsider on MN, my kids arent gifted, we aren't rich, dammit we both have the work, full time! we don't live in a castle, shopat waitrose and certainly don't eat this good ham that y'all talk about

Maybe I just go back under my rock?

Wait washable pads? People use them? In 2012?

Lol marzipan, kind of, but you were teaching us, I'm genuinely going to try it!

yeah people rally pay mega money for a washable pad. They come in pretty designs and everything. God knows why they bother as you cant see the lovely cath kidson style fabric once you have it in your knickers.

Yeah and you've, we'll, you know......all over it, what a waste.

Although I can see a market for entertaining ones, with like razor blade, or mousetrap fabric

can you imagine drying them on your washing line?

A row of little pads fluttering in the breeze. next door would think i've gone mad.

www.earthwisegirls.co.uk/reusable-sanitary-towels-c-1.html

err nice

Budge up, not only does my ds like wafer thin ham doesn't drink water but
I don't think you should leave your oh because they farted or cut your friends and family out because they wear odd socks.
appreciate this advise is valid a lot of the time, but also think its quite excessive most times

I like this thread. Going by the number of threads I seem to have killed recently, I think I may belong here. We shop at Aldi and had to give up my car last year so we only have one car now, quelle horror! we have a leather sofa too.

The only weetabix we have are weetabix minis with chocolate

I had good intentions to be a lentil weaving super mum but I find that my children like me best when I let them eat cadburys dinosaur biscuits in front of tiny pop in their PJs at 11am. On a weekday.

I shout (constantly)

I swear like a trooper in front of my children.

I use a tumble drier every shitting day and I don't care.

I don't work and have no intention of working ever again.

Can I fit under the rock, I shop at asda, including clothes, never been to waitrose. I have naff black leather couches and laminate floor and worst MN sin of all, I let my toddler watch tv, cbeebies is a godsend in my house.

Welcome my buttery friend! I think you belong here, people don't really give out that advise do they lol

Ooh, and going to get flamed, but....I hate Boden. It's over-priced nonsense.

Just Googled Mooncup.

Now I know I don't belong here.

Can I Join too? I weaned my DS with purées and have never given him hummus

We love cbeebies....apart from baby jake, he gives me chills

That mooncup thing isn't a MN thing is it?!?

Also, DS1 is 4YO and hates carrot sticks and olives.

I should be fasttracked and given 'freedom of under the rock' l use a clothes airer too tightarsed to ever use the drier - its like an exhibition piece and l sometimes wear a fleece from tesco when walking dog.

We're gunna need a bigger rock! Welcome to the dark side ladies!!!

I'm not even a mum!
So beat you all!

I am queen of under rock living as i at the momet am wearing a primark onesie

Thing is, you're gonna have to use some fairly heavy duty washing gibbons and a boil wash to clean those flowery fanny pads and that will probably destroy the environment that must be protected for the sake of your babies. So may as well stick with the always ultra.

My 2 year old is next to me awake in bed playing on the iPad, having just wolfed down half a Dairy Milk.

She's happy and I am happy.