To think maybe we don't fit in?

[MadameOneSword]

I think I'm definitely an outsider on MN, my kids arent gifted, we aren't rich, dammit we both have the work, full time! we don't live in a castle, shopat waitrose and certainly don't eat this good ham that y'all talk about

Maybe I just go back under my rock?

I can understand people bitch slapping some people though lol

cantspel, I'd love to bitch slap some women and I've never played Grand theft!

I have a long lost of people i would like to bitch slap but i am too lazy to bother.

I commented on another thread that my daughter is struggling with reading and was told, well you did choose a state school....yeah choose, that's it!!!

I started a thread about how shite boden was (think that was the title actually), jesus everyone in matching cardigans was going mental at me

yeah like 905 of the population have the money to pay for private.

I never knew boden existed until i found mn and i dont know anyone in real life who buys from them.

You lot have made my day, I like it under our rock! Maybe we should put one of those giant inflatable snowmen outside for Xmas lol

Me too...

Had never heard of mooncups, attachment parenting or Ocado before joining Mumsnet. Do not drink much wine (too poor ).

I already have a plastic light up santa and snowman which sit outside the front door all christmas lol

Mooncups are gross, sorry

mooncups...boak

Oh and we have a black Christmas tree

I want to know what marketing genius came up with the name mooncup.

What does the moon have to do with a bit of plastic you shove up your foo?
And a cup is fro drinking tea out of not collecting bodily fluids.

black christmas trees are just a step too far lol

Lol! It's kinds like a funnel really. Just use a funnel lol...might chaff?

I wondered who bought the black tree's.... tell me it's not upside down!

My DH and I also both work full time, I wear size 20 clothes from Sainsburys, DS is coping at a normal state school, I shop at Aldi and we live in a tatty rented house. Bloody hell, my DS even drinks Coke and I put sugar on his weetabix!

Is sugar on weetabix a no go then? No-one told me.
Tries to squeeze in under the rock.

We inherited it with the flat lol didn't seem right to get another one When this one was well, free.

I shud also point out its chained to the radiator with a bike lock so dd2 can't pull it on top of herself (again)

Of course it's not upside down!!! What's the point of that!!! Lol

A white one would really go well in my living room but Iv'e promised myself (after I chucked last years fake green one away as I couldn't unscrew it) I'm having a real one this year.

I do shop in Waitrose, Boden et al but still do not fit in here. They day I feel like I fit in is the day I realise I have sold out and I leave.

Nooooooo You have more chance of me using washable pads then sticking random bits of plastic my there.

But then i would only consider washable pads if we have had a zombie apocalypse and i couldn't get down to asda to buy a pack of bodyform.

I'd never heard of Boden before I came here.

Have I fucked up mentioning the fruit and chicken?