scrambled cheers! 
I did also call her an airhead and a bimbo. Just so you know! But I have never, ever, seen such a stupid, irresponsible, awful and reprehensible, not to mention lazy and selfish vanity project in all my days. I have reviewed some pretty shockingly crap, plastic tat, but nothing that would potentially endanger the life of a child. As I said in the deleted comment, there are always safety things printed on products, does not mean anyone reads them. People smoke regardless of the photos of cancerous lumps they print on the boxes, so to assume everyone who buys that product would use it for the age range and in the way it was suggested is stupid and shows a lack of foresight that even my dd (5) would 
at.
Fact is, it is marketed to allow Mums to multitask and catch up with chores, BUT then suggests you need to supervise its use- the likelihood. y house looked like a shithole when I was feeding ds (dd was breastfed so I was quite adept at doing two things at once with her), so dp did the hoovering and washing. That is the simple solution! Baby comes first, everything comes second to that.