To destroy his body and spirit

[BigBadBertha]

Dh is a complete fud. He ate all my scream-eggs I had saved up from Halloween knowing fine well I was planning to eat them for my Xmas dinner.

This is just the latest in a whole list of selfish things this prick has done to me so far in our marriage. I wish we never got together now!

SO ANGRY!!!!

What's going on?

Oh wow!!!

Just that!!

Blimey, what's going on here.

Hello

We think this thread will go pfft quite soon (unless you're all having fun?)

I'm intreagued!!!!

I wonder what they will say next!

I think it should go but only because my son may read it and think that I'm advocating chocolate for Xmas lunch. I will never be able to say "eat your vegetables and then you can have chocolate" again

Fud hahahaha

Leave the bastard

Is it half term again?

We are having tremendous fun Rowan. Sadly this particular troll lacks imagination and just isn't funny enough. I don't mind if it goes to the great forum in the sky.

Will the OP come back?

Oh leave this one, Rowan, please! It's miles more fun than my ds's maths homework.

@hurricanewyn

Will the OP come back?

mysterious face

OK, you're not having that much fun are you? We will zap this in a mo.

@sittinginthesun

Oh leave this one, Rowan, please! It's miles more fun than my ds's maths homework.

d'oh

Has Mr Cadbury been lacing Screme Eggs with ACIIIIIIDD?

If so, I want one now please

Couldn't you turn this into a "keep the husband occupied" type project. He is to make screme eggs and until 4 dozen better-than-Cadbury examples are placed delicately on a gold plate for you, there will be no tv, films or food, let alone sex.

It would keep him busy and focussed for a while.

May I ask you would go about breaking his soul? I can see that a sledgehammer or somesuch would work on his body. The intangibility of his soul is a stumbling block; unless I'm lacking in imagination (or you are Satan Incarnate?).

Oh dear

Sharon, is that you?

Enjoying this bizarre post over a