To destroy his body and spirit

[BigBadBertha]

Dh is a complete fud. He ate all my scream-eggs I had saved up from Halloween knowing fine well I was planning to eat them for my Xmas dinner.

This is just the latest in a whole list of selfish things this prick has done to me so far in our marriage. I wish we never got together now!

SO ANGRY!!!!

[Alisvolatpropiis]

This is hilarious . Also have no idea how anyone can eat more than one creme/screme egg on the bounce.

[TeaMakesItToTheTop]

The wasp. What about the dead wasp?

[Juustanothermnetter]

Ummm.

[Waspie]

bloke in our office can fit 10 creme eggs in his mouth at once Although I can't really call him a freaky weirdo (which I wouldn't as he's a very nice man) as I can put my fist in mine - it's my party trick, although I have to put my wine glass down first these days

if you want chocolate for Christmas lunch OP you go for it!

Is Adam still on fruit and veg? Maybe he's moved to confectionery and can help source screme eggs out of season?

[SoleSource]

10 creme eggs good god

I'm allergic to creme eggs. I cough, sneeze and get a rash.on my forearm. True fact.

[MrsMiniversCharlady]

Calm down, dear

[ditavonteesed]

[GlaikitFizzog]

Ooh solesource are you allergic to food colouring? I get a rash when I drink black sambuca and eat one of those green caterpillar cakes from M&S. not together obviously! I did work out which one it was years ago, but I've forgotten now!

[TalesFromTheCryptoFascist]

Erm is nobody going to ask about Wednesdays?

[stressgoaway]

do the t-rex

obvs

[SoleSource]

Ooooh tbat could be it Fizzog! I almost crashed my car one day after I ate a creme egg. I totally forgot what happens. I sneezed, eyes streaming.

[SoleSource]

Lol haha lunatic

[Softlysoftly]

Squints

[Fakebook]

Leave the bastard.

[HappyJustToBe]

10 at once? Proof that they are getting smaller.

[iklboo]

Not sure about screme or creme eggs but if DH scoffed all my Thornton's Special Toffee there would be words

[ScaryHairyMcSweary]

Does your DH T-rex?

[ScrambledSmegs]

Ah. All becomes clear.

Do screme eggs really taste different? Never had any.

[Tweasels]

I've just looked at a picture of the inside of a screme egg. It looks like some kind of snot/spunk combination.

[RowanMumsnet]

Hello

Thanks for all the reports about this one

[SoleSource]

Some toffees I cough, splutter at. Hmmm

[FunnysInLaJardin]

you are not real OP, good try though

[AllYoursBabooshka]

Oh my.

[MistressFord]

Um, er, nope, no idea. I was about to ask how Sharon and T-Rex are but I was beaten to it.