To destroy his body and spirit

[BigBadBertha]

Dh is a complete fud. He ate all my scream-eggs I had saved up from Halloween knowing fine well I was planning to eat them for my Xmas dinner.

This is just the latest in a whole list of selfish things this prick has done to me so far in our marriage. I wish we never got together now!

SO ANGRY!!!!

[FloatyFlo]

Enjoying this bizarre post over a

[SouthernComforts]

Sharon, is that you?

[Moominsarescary]

Oh dear

[Jux]

Couldn't you turn this into a "keep the husband occupied" type project. He is to make screme eggs and until 4 dozen better-than-Cadbury examples are placed delicately on a gold plate for you, there will be no tv, films or food, let alone sex.

It would keep him busy and focussed for a while.

May I ask you would go about breaking his soul? I can see that a sledgehammer or somesuch would work on his body. The intangibility of his soul is a stumbling block; unless I'm lacking in imagination (or you are Satan Incarnate?).

[FestiveFelixWithATinselyBush]

Has Mr Cadbury been lacing Screme Eggs with ACIIIIIIDD?

If so, I want one now please

[RowanMumsnet]

@sittinginthesun

Oh leave this one, Rowan, please! It's miles more fun than my ds's maths homework.

d'oh

[RowanMumsnet]

@hurricanewyn

Will the OP come back?

mysterious face

OK, you're not having that much fun are you? We will zap this in a mo.

[sittinginthesun]

Oh leave this one, Rowan, please! It's miles more fun than my ds's maths homework.

[hurricanewyn]

Will the OP come back?

[Tweasels]

We are having tremendous fun Rowan. Sadly this particular troll lacks imagination and just isn't funny enough. I don't mind if it goes to the great forum in the sky.

[ChestyNutsRoastingAnOpenFire]

Leave the bastard

Is it half term again?

[daddyorchipsdaddyorchips]

Fud hahahaha

[Waspie]

I think it should go but only because my son may read it and think that I'm advocating chocolate for Xmas lunch. I will never be able to say "eat your vegetables and then you can have chocolate" again

[BloominMarvellous]

I'm intreagued!!!!

I wonder what they will say next!

[RowanMumsnet]

Hello

We think this thread will go pfft quite soon (unless you're all having fun?)

[MissMogwi]

Blimey, what's going on here.

[BloominMarvellous]

Oh wow!!!

Just that!!

[hurricanewyn]

What's going on?

[MistressFord]

Um, er, nope, no idea. I was about to ask how Sharon and T-Rex are but I was beaten to it.

[AllYoursBabooshka]

Oh my.

[FunnysInLaJardin]

you are not real OP, good try though

[SoleSource]

Some toffees I cough, splutter at. Hmmm

[RowanMumsnet]

Hello

Thanks for all the reports about this one

[Tweasels]

I've just looked at a picture of the inside of a screme egg. It looks like some kind of snot/spunk combination.