To think that this is irresponsible of ITV and that someone should intervene? UPSETTING CONTENT

[BupcakesAndCunting]

Apparently, Denise Welch is interviewing Wand Erection (One Direction) on tomorrow's Loose Women.

Which genius arranged that?! Notorious randy young-lad groper Denise let loose with Britian's premier pretty boy band.

I fear for Harry Styles's chest. I bet Denise will be clawing at it like a middle-aged divorcee in a Yates's Wine Lodge.

Ah but Harry recently said he wouldnt go out with a woman older than his mother.. so he should be safe.

Poor boys. I hope they have doused themselves in Randy Auld Bird repellant.

Shouldn't this be in Sleb Twaddle?

Shouldn't you be on your street corner?

How distressing, it's live too isn't it?

Bet she wears that hideous red dress with plunging tits neckline.

Oh God. I hate that bloody programme and now I'll have to record it. Just to see...

Thanks, Bups.

Shouldn't you be on your street corner?

Bups I love you..

that is all...

{grin}

I bet the Wandies are crapping their loads :(

I feel like setting up a JustGiving page for them.

I think it will be DW who is just giving bups

They should demand a chaperone!

we had dinner with someone last week who worked with OD on their new album and swears blind that Harry ain't into da ladies at all.....

Bree.

She will do her listick extra good tomorrow, I bet. i.e OVER her natural lipline.

Well, I have heard that too, Nancy...

shame, if it's true, that he (or more likely his management) want to paint him as an insatiable Casanova type

swears blind that Harry ain't into da ladies at all.....

explains the OTT 'ladeez man/boy' tag he's acquired. It's all a bit desparate really.

Well if you think about it... He had a frisson with Caroline Flack who is bestmates with Nick Grimshaw, who HS is rumoured to be the boyfriend of...

They wear each other's jumpers and jackets.

That is exactly who I would have lined up to do the interview. What fun! I hope someone is standing by with a bucket of cold water!

And some neutering shears...

Ahhh it all becomes so clear. Him and grimmy. Kicks self for not realising sooner

Filibear You've just given me a hideous mental image

I can confirm that the rumours about HS are not true.

Well. If they are, he hides it very well!

And you know this how, LittleIllusion?

Come on. Spill!

Littleillusion Are you one of his cougars?