To think that this is irresponsible of ITV and that someone should intervene? UPSETTING CONTENT

[BupcakesAndCunting]

Apparently, Denise Welch is interviewing Wand Erection (One Direction) on tomorrow's Loose Women.

Which genius arranged that?! Notorious randy young-lad groper Denise let loose with Britian's premier pretty boy band.

I fear for Harry Styles's chest. I bet Denise will be clawing at it like a middle-aged divorcee in a Yates's Wine Lodge.

I work with someone who lives opposite him. She says the place is surrounded by gawping girls. I'll have to ask for more info... (Oh, and her dog crapped in his drive/garden which she took to be an excellent critique of the latest album).

I probably should have namechanged!

Friend works in a job where she meets slebs all the time, pulled him last month. Apparently very average in all aspects. She was worried about him seeing the 1D calendar she has ha ha!

There are more people I could tell you about but I don't want to out myself!

"There are more people I could tell you about but I don't want to out myself! "

You CANNOT say something like that and not say anything!

Haaa! Oh nooooo I can'ttttt

DOOOO IT! (cha cha cha) DOOOO IT! (cha cha cha)

She was worried about him seeing the 1D calendar she has ha ha! That sounds like an episode of Extras

Well Denzie should behave herself now she's engaged to Lincoln Townley.

Tell us

Do you think there will be production staff in the background with nets and tranq guns in case Denise takes a leap?

"She's getting a bit close to Zayn. Fire the dart!"

I would have loved to be in that production meeting.

Chickens, fox, chickens fox...

Is Lincon Townley a person, car or town?

A person Frontpaw. A real life man and not a Dickens character as he sounds.

Does he know about Denise?

If you don't want to out yourself then namechange and spill all the juicy gossip.

It probably won't make any difference to me as I wouldn't know 1D if they walked in the room and have never heard of Nick Grimshaw

Well here they are

So not gay at all then.

I don't know any gossip, I just have a furtive imagination.

I know next to nothing about any of these people, yet find myself fascinated.

It is like watching a car crash or picking a particularly large scab off your knee. Compelling.

I'm sorry LittleIllusion, but it's the LAW on MN that you can't jsut come on and go all "I know buttloads of juicy gossip, but I can't tell you" or "I'll tell you in an incredibly cryptic way taht will drive you all crazy for two years" hf129785

I saw that advertised (I was at the gym, I had no choice but to watch Loose Women, the other option was paint drying, I mean golf) and just cringed, so much, my stomach turned inside out.

I am worried for Lincoln Townley.

He looks like a splice between Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and Phil Collins.

Snogging WARNING!!

There goes my lunch, Sparkling

"He looks like a splice between Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and Phil Collins." that's so true!

I WANT GOSSIP

I'm very bored. I'm having to work and everything.

Here's another one for you Bupcakes with the XH. DOUBLE WARNING!!! Back away from screen before viewing.