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To think that this is irresponsible of ITV and that someone should intervene? UPSETTING CONTENT

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BupcakesAndCunting · 12/11/2012 13:07

Apparently, Denise Welch is interviewing Wand Erection (One Direction) on tomorrow's Loose Women.

Which genius arranged that?! Notorious randy young-lad groper Denise let loose with Britian's premier pretty boy band.

I fear for Harry Styles's chest. I bet Denise will be clawing at it like a middle-aged divorcee in a Yates's Wine Lodge.

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BupcakesAndCunting · 12/11/2012 15:02

OHMYGOD Sparkling that is FOUL.

Whose tongue IS that anyway? Bleeeeeeeee!

They're like the randy uncle and aunty who can't contain themselves at family do's.

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Sparklingbrook · 12/11/2012 15:04

I don't know Bupcakes. I just googled her and that's the sort of image that appears. Confused I will go and find a naice pic now.....

Sparklingbrook · 12/11/2012 15:05

There you go...

BupcakesAndCunting · 12/11/2012 15:06

That is actually the least offensive picture I've ever seen of her. At least she isn't flashing that greige bra or got her tongue shoved into a man's face hole.

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FatimaLovesBread · 12/11/2012 15:12

Here's a nice photo of Denise

Sparklingbrook · 12/11/2012 15:13

Sad Fatima. Lovely one for the family album.

Moominsarescary · 12/11/2012 15:15

Ffs why do I always click on these things Sad

Sparklingbrook · 12/11/2012 15:15

LOOK AT ME!!! TBF she looks quite good.

FatimaLovesBread · 12/11/2012 15:25

I'm hoping some of these photo's will shock me in to going in to labour.
She does look quite good in that photo

Sparklingbrook · 12/11/2012 15:27

Yes, i will allow her her bikini moment Fatima but it doesn't make up for all the hideous ones. Grin When's the baby due?

TerrorNotSoFrightened · 12/11/2012 15:33

Does her belly button look very odd in that bikini pose?

Sparklingbrook · 12/11/2012 15:34

It's not quite there is it Terror? Mmmm do you suspect airbrushing? Shock

KinkyDorito · 12/11/2012 15:43

i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1266829.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Denise+Welch+and+Lincoln+Townley+around+Bond+Street+and+Mayfair+area

They had no idea the photographers were there for these pics, did they.

SamuelWestsMistress · 12/11/2012 15:43

Good old Denise Felch. She really could be Kerry Catona's nan.

Terrywoganstrousers · 12/11/2012 16:08

Denise Welch offered my DP a BJ at a wedding last year! I was there, as was her husband!!!!Shock

Terrywoganstrousers · 12/11/2012 16:10

(perhaps contributing to the reason he is her XH!)

SamuelWestsMistress · 12/11/2012 16:12

She'd probably offer actual Terry Wogan a blow job.

I bet she even put fear into Jimmy Savile.

FatimaLovesBread · 12/11/2012 16:14

Terrywoganstrousers Shock
And thanks, you've just brought back the image of Terry Wogans cock that I'd been tryin to erase from my mind Grin

Sparkling - 11 days, anytime now would be good though, I'm so over being pregnant

prudencesmom · 12/11/2012 16:20

Terry haaaa! Hope he declined? Wink
I REALLY cannot see the appeal of Harry noStyle. I REALLY cant Confused

BupcakesAndCunting · 12/11/2012 16:51

Shock but not surprised at DW offering MrCock a BJ. She's got more front than Blackpool that one.

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JamieandtheMagicTorch · 12/11/2012 16:56

I saw Harry Hairstyles doing his shopping last weekend. Fact. He looked like he had been caught in a severe crosswind.

I hear he can handle himself with an older laydee

Sparklingbrook · 12/11/2012 16:57

Was the BJ any good, did yoyr DP say Terry?

Fatima not long now then hopefully. Are you at the lying on the sofa hoovering biscuits stage? DS1 is 13 and I'm still trying to lose that weight. Sad

ExitPursuedByABrrrrrrr · 12/11/2012 16:57
Terrywoganstrousers · 12/11/2012 17:00

She was frightening, I hope think he would have declined even if I hadn't been there Shock

He was horrified Grin

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