no i'm not. What happened to the moldies thread?

[HullyEastergully]

eh?

[BIWI]

Wot? ScrambledSmegs is a man?!

[nilbyname]

Links links links??!! I want to see these other forums and chat rooms. I need to know. I have been here for 5 years now and this MOLDIES stuff keeps coming up. I did not know that they invited Justine to dinner. Cringe! How embarrassing!

Is this where
Reality
Anyfucker
LeQueen
Cod
Bupcakes

Have all gone?

Boggles.

[ScrambledSmegs]

Ah yes KFP, t'was a chance meeting on the thirty nine steps at the Reichenbach falls, prior to my excursion on the Orient Express to meet the man from Del Monte.

We don't talk about Olga...

[TandB]

Noone really knows who ScrambledSmegs is - his/her real identity is shrouded in mystery.

But I uncovered a secret code, buried deep in the backwaters of an obscure cycling forum, that suggested that she is actually a one-eyed postman of Nordic descent, currently living and working in St Bees.

But the code also contained some rather alarming references to Veronica and the impending apocalyptical end of Mumsnet, so I was a litle distracted and may have misinterpreted some of the information about Postman Olaf.....

[ScrambledSmegs]

Oh yes BIWI. It's going to make my live birth thread all kinds of eye-watering fun

[TandB]

x-posted with Olaf.

Ah yes, poor Olga. We should do something about Veronica, really. Olga didn't deserve what happened to her and Veronica should pay....

[BIWI]

nilbyname - none of those posters has gone anywhere! They are very much amongst us.

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

Those are all still here nilby.

[Pagwatch]

I never talk about the Moldies as a general rule ever since I bonded by mistake with DP on a Moldies thread. But I have to say that the bit I love best about the whole thing was that it kicked off on a thread about 'why don't you fuckers wot we rejected miss us more. We are fucking ace and yet you rarely talk about how fucking ace we are.'
It was marvellous.

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

BIWI, I have saved your post to churn out at every possible opportunity . It will make me look as though I know what I'm talking about.

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

I was a lurker back then [reminiscent], it was much more pleasant to view from the sidelines that I suspect it would have been to be involved.

[Pagwatch]

I wasn't involved actually Maryz. I watched it too. I had been on here ages but I knew nothing. I wasn't in any groups and I knew no one off board.

It was like watching your parents have a massive row. I remain fascinated but it's probably because it scarred me.
I was the child neither parent actually wanted

[HullyEastergully]

wot thread on site stuff mary?

[SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood]

so the person who thinks R is a gardening forum troll was back?
(I can't remember who it is)
I saw the thread for about 5 mins, left it open on my phone and when I came back it had gone :(

[Poledra]

"bonded by mistake with DP'. Yy Pagwatch, I do find bonding with our partners/husbands to be a bit of an error mostly

Let's see yer thighs, then, Mother

[MotherfuckingMorrisMan]

Thread on site stuff slagging off a named poster and saying that she was a bitch called Marie who caused trouble on ebay and homes and gardens forums.

Since deleted.

[LtEveDallas]

Morning MorrisMan, how are the guppies?

[AnyFucker]

wtf

< places hand on the Holy Bible >

I am not, nor have ever been, a member of the Splinter Group known as The Moldies.

I wasn't fucking invited

[HullyEastergully]

I was.

They begged.

No, I said, not on your nelly.

[HullyEastergully]

Poledra - Paggy means daftpunk by dp. She ended up with dp's legs wrapped around her neck. A truly marvellous moment.

It's taken years of therapy for her to be able to mention it now.

[HellothisisJoanie]

The people who are alleged to have been on or invited to Moldies seems to be on a par with the amount of people who saw the Beatles play at the Cavern, or saw the Rolling Stones in Hyde Park.

[MotherfuckingMorrisMan]

I can't cope thinking about DP. I remember when she asked on facebook if she could come to the spring meet up last year, after she had been banned.

I did find it very funny that for a good 2 years after the moldies madness if there was a SLIGHT mention of the M word on any MN thread, all the moldies and their foot soldiers came out of the woodwork and started saying how they had been unfairly maligned. They did seem to want the red carpet treatment as well when they deigned to visit as well.

[MotherfuckingMorrisMan]

as well.

Lots of as wells.

[GrimAndHumourless]

yeah there was SCISSORING

[MotherfuckingMorrisMan]

My guppies are fine, lteve

I am also distraught that the insane 6am Tesco lover's post has been deleted. That really did make me laugh.