Noone really knows who ScrambledSmegs is - his/her real identity is shrouded in mystery.
But I uncovered a secret code, buried deep in the backwaters of an obscure cycling forum, that suggested that she is actually a one-eyed postman of Nordic descent, currently living and working in St Bees.
But the code also contained some rather alarming references to Veronica and the impending apocalyptical end of Mumsnet, so I was a litle distracted and may have misinterpreted some of the information about Postman Olaf.....