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To wonder what a sit-com of "MNers in Jail" might be like?

65 replies

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:06

How would MNers deal with:

Snouts
Mrs Big and her henchwomen
Would they stand their ground in the showers?
How would they get round the evil guards?

TIA

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Whooooosualsuspect · 26/10/2012 21:12

I would be chief snout dealer.

MissVerinder · 26/10/2012 21:14

Stand their ground in the showers?

Depends how long I was in for.

WorraLiberty · 26/10/2012 21:16

I think Mrs Big and her henchwomen would be standing round the showers tutting and complaining about the snout smokers...

BadgersGhostlyRetreatWoo · 26/10/2012 21:17

the showers would be vair clean with a free supply of mooncups

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:18

So I'd have to deal information and favours to you then usual?

What about Mr(s) McKay? Wouldn't she be onto you?

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LineRunner · 26/10/2012 21:18

MNers in jail would build a small escape plane undetected on the roof, out of leftovers and recycled cereal boxes.

However, there would be a fierce class battle over who would be pilot and who would be co-pilot, and eventually the escape plane would abandoned to distant memory whilst everyone had a Wine .

Thelobsterswife · 26/10/2012 21:19

Usual I thought you would be Mrs Big?

Whooooosualsuspect · 26/10/2012 21:19

The henchwomen would definitely be complaining about the smoke and noise from next doors cell.

WorraLiberty · 26/10/2012 21:20

LineRunner there would be an even bigger battle about parking it Grin

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:21

Oh yes Worra - hadn't thought of that.

They'd probably fashion MN scarves out of their uniforms too.

Hiding the arrows obviously with clever embroidery or crafty type stuff.

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LineRunner · 26/10/2012 21:21

There would always be someone complaining about the security light being left on outside.

Whooooosualsuspect · 26/10/2012 21:22

They would knot the scarfs together to make a rope and shimmy over the wall.

DorsetKnob · 26/10/2012 21:22

Fights over who got the top bunk.

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:22
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Whooooosualsuspect · 26/10/2012 21:22

scarves not scarfs.

WorraLiberty · 26/10/2012 21:22

At least all the meals would be cooked from scratch...

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:24

I expect we all know who would get the top bunk ....

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MissVerinder · 26/10/2012 21:24

I would get 5yo DD to smuggle gin to me in her froot shoot bottles.

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:25

And from organically grown veg from the prison garden.

Which would be run by "trustys", natch.

I'd be a good "trusty".

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DorsetKnob · 26/10/2012 21:26

Not allowed to bring drinks in the visiting room that you have brought from home.

LineRunner · 26/10/2012 21:26

There would a Governor-Prisoner Liaison Committee formed.

It would be chaired by Xenia.

The Goverenor, having resigned, would be found picking bread rolls out of bins in Charing Cross the following month.

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:26

Oh good plan MissV!

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Whooooosualsuspect · 26/10/2012 21:27

I'd be a trusty who was a bit on the dodgy side, and steal stuff from the kitchen to make illicit booze.

yellowbottle · 26/10/2012 21:27

sings you used to send me flowers, I wish you would again...

Salmotrutta · 26/10/2012 21:28

Well then Dorset - we will have to make our own hooch too.

And I can imagine all sorts of committees being formed Line.

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