To wonder what a sit-com of "MNers in Jail" might be like?

[Salmotrutta]

How would MNers deal with:

Snouts
Mrs Big and her henchwomen
Would they stand their ground in the showers?
How would they get round the evil guards?

TIA

There would be one really decent screw and we would be split over whether to work nicely with her for the common good and the introduction of additional learning classes; or, frankly, fuck her over big time for extra fags and booze.

Pom bears would be the jail currency and we would all be employed weaving lentils into mail sacks.

I could be really nice to the screws, especially any hunky males hunky might not be an actual requirement

Nor male for that matter'

The courses can be good, there were donkeys at one prison I went too.

The MN thread police should serve the dinners in the canteen.

You know those plastic trays with a separate section for your main course, dessert and bread roll?

They'd be fantastic at arranging those....

The non-decent 'orrible screws would have to be cultivated though.

So Mrs Big usual would have to be sucked up to.

So we would have to have something Mrs Big usual woud want.

Something cat-related ...

Donkeys?

OMG Worra - you are dead on there

Those people who want to know why an AIBU isn't an AIBU etc.

If a vegetable slipped over into the meat section ... imagine what they would do?! Probably carve a set of instructional labels out of a discarded mooncup or something.

I will give you 2oz of baccy for one £5 phonecard to post on the Miranda webchat

If a vegetable slipped over into the meat section ... imagine what they would do?! Probably carve a set of instructional labels out of a discarded mooncup or something

Rip the tiles off the roof and cause a full scale prison riot I would imagine

All babies must wear babygrows with little arrows on.

Ah yes ... Lonnie Donegan and "Little Arrows"

... that song could have been written just for this.

Leapy Lea. Or did I dream that?